Old_No_7
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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is Faith Hill in that black mini-skirt and thigh-high boots from the SNF open. I promise I'll be good.
about 19 hours ago
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@ Proof positive that Ashton sucks the life out of everything he touches.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to LittleMintz
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Shoulda been you, Heigl.
11:00 AM Dec 20th
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"Beef O' Bradys"? That's not a football bowl sponsor, that's a Florence Henderson porn flick filmed in Ireland
1:02 AM Dec 20th
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At this point, Stephen Hawking can kick more accurate field goals than Nick Folk.
8:23 PM Dec 19th
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WAIT!!! Where did the hot babe from the Rosetta Stone commercials go? I don't wanna fantasize about Professor Peabody
11:13 AM Dec 19th
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Wondering if my 300th follower will have homoerotic overtones.
7:54 AM Dec 19th
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I hope those guys that hacked into the Twitter servers were as dissapointed in what they found, as I was.
9:18 AM Dec 18th
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The key to avoiding a nasty hangover is to drink so much the night before that you're still buzzed in the morning. Not that I would know
6:39 AM Dec 18th
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You know, there's a REASON we nicknamed it "The Crapeteria".
9:23 AM Dec 17th
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It looks like Oral Roberts never did get enough donations after all.
3:00 PM Dec 15th
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Remind me again why I don't buy Stouffer's French Bread Pizzas? Oh yes... now I remember... OHMYGODTHEFUCKINGROOFOFMYMOUTHOWOWOWOW
1:52 PM Dec 15th
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Tag Heuer is keeping Tiger Woods as a pitchman. They think he can take a licking and keep on ticking.
8:47 AM Dec 14th
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Oh sure, Lennon & McCartney were musical pioneers, but you can't deny the fact that they made some REALLY shitty Christmas songs.
10:28 PM Dec 13th
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Wade Phillips is about to discover what a difficult real estate market it is now. ?
6:16 PM Dec 13th
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@ That joke isn't funny anymore.
12:06 PM Dec 13th
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in reply to hydeordie
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God I hate NHL OT shootouts. It's like getting blueballs from the hot chick on prom night. You get props for the date, but no blowjob
10:58 PM Dec 12th
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Is it still considered masturbation if somehow the dog gets involved?
3:32 PM Dec 12th
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So Tiger is pulling out of golf for a while. Should have done the same thing with all those skanks.
10:40 AM Dec 12th
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I saw Tiger playing Santa at the mall. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
11:53 PM Dec 11th
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