Old_Man_Gloom
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I hate chile.
8:55 PM Sep 10th
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@ I don't like your attitude.
5:40 PM Sep 10th
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in reply to leagueoflegos
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I have a tummy ache. I wonder if I should still go to my party...?
3:44 PM Sep 10th
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@ Let's be friends. I'll tell you what. Why don't you come on stage with me tonight?
1:32 PM Sep 10th
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in reply to cockzombie
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@ Is that your real name? Anyhoo, I rarely yell "burn him" at people's birthdays, and when I do it's when I'm out of my mind.
12:42 PM Sep 10th
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in reply to cockzombie
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Wow, these are some strange ways to say happy birthday, but thank you everyone! I'll try to cough or sneeze on each of you.
12:26 PM Sep 10th
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I fell asleep on a truck! Where are these people taking me? I get it! This is a surprise party!
10:26 AM Sep 10th
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Party at Fort Marcy's to-night!
I'll bring the punch.
7:27 AM Sep 10th
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Ahem... If you want to wish me a happy birthday, feel free. If not, send me your address and I'll send you the plague.
7:26 AM Sep 10th
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I had a friend, who I liked so much that I ate, just a little bit of him -- just his ankle and an ear. He got mad. What a traitor...
8:43 PM Sep 9th
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@ I remember singing that song, but I didn't know anyone was watching. And what's this about fire? I hate fire.
4:19 PM Sep 9th
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in reply to locolygrown
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What's this? A tweetup in honor of my birthday?! I'll be there! I'll be wearing a white coat. RT NatRivera TOMORROW @ ZOZOBRA!
10:37 AM Sep 9th
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@ Inspiration is like flatulence: it only happens once in a while and its only purpose is self-amusement.
8:53 AM Sep 9th
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@ @ @ @ @ Morningtime is just the beginning of the end.
7:31 AM Sep 9th
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@ @ @ @ @ When you face a new challenge, focus your mind on all of your prior failures.
9:01 PM Sep 8th
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zozobra. 1.f. Inquietud, aflicción y congoja del ánimo, que no deja sosegar, o por el riesgo que amenaza, o por el mal que ya se padece.
8:04 PM Sep 8th
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@ @ @ @ 1,000 new twitter followers for anyone who bows down to me and commits to spreading Gloom.
8:03 PM Sep 8th
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ "Existence" is just a fancy word for "depression."
7:40 PM Sep 8th
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@ @ @ @ @ Growing old sucks. Yesterday my leg fell off. It will happen to you.
4:11 PM Sep 8th
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@ @ @ @@MarianaSuarez No guts, no glory. Guts, no glory.
3:10 PM Sep 8th
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