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  1. I hate chile.
  2. @leagueoflegos I don't like your attitude.
  3. I have a tummy ache. I wonder if I should still go to my party...?
  4. @cockzombie Let's be friends. I'll tell you what. Why don't you come on stage with me tonight?
  5. @cockzombie Is that your real name? Anyhoo, I rarely yell "burn him" at people's birthdays, and when I do it's when I'm out of my mind.
  6. Wow, these are some strange ways to say happy birthday, but thank you everyone! I'll try to cough or sneeze on each of you.
  7. I fell asleep on a truck! Where are these people taking me? I get it! This is a surprise party!
  8. Party at Fort Marcy's to-night! I'll bring the punch.
  9. Ahem... If you want to wish me a happy birthday, feel free. If not, send me your address and I'll send you the plague.
  10. I had a friend, who I liked so much that I ate, just a little bit of him -- just his ankle and an ear. He got mad. What a traitor...
  11. @locolygrown I remember singing that song, but I didn't know anyone was watching. And what's this about fire? I hate fire.
  12. What's this? A tweetup in honor of my birthday?! I'll be there! I'll be wearing a white coat. RT NatRivera #NMTWEETUP TOMORROW @ ZOZOBRA!
  13. @NotOneNotTwo Inspiration is like flatulence: it only happens once in a while and its only purpose is self-amusement.
  14. @JimmyTheMost @VictoriaSantaFe @HighDesertBlues @wisejules @saskia929 Morningtime is just the beginning of the end.
  15. @PhoSaWe @diosaclo @JosieNavarrette @rubink @antoinetteA When you face a new challenge, focus your mind on all of your prior failures.
  16. zozobra. 1.f. Inquietud, aflicción y congoja del ánimo, que no deja sosegar, o por el riesgo que amenaza, o por el mal que ya se padece.
  17. @goodgollynm @dreamsnthings @donbrown @blopez21 1,000 new twitter followers for anyone who bows down to me and commits to spreading Gloom.
  18. @burnclean @ReleaseMelissa @valerieingram @amersnm @frosty2059 @dodmarket @sehismith "Existence" is just a fancy word for "depression."
  19. @iaw15 @Ortiz505 @Elphinamage @MaggieBelize @PauHanaTiki Growing old sucks. Yesterday my leg fell off. It will happen to you.
  20. @DukeCityDarlins @raleel @mariojchavez @junefabiani@MarianaSuarez No guts, no glory. Guts, no glory.