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OldPail

  1. Hip hop hippy to the hip hip hop and you don't stop!!!! 6:53 PM Nov 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  2. @wolfrach Just remember I was right. 6:27 PM Nov 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  3. @korbus oh hey, now I know how this works. getting' laid on the train? nice work young man! 5:21 PM Nov 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  4. @wolfrach is this better? 5:21 PM Nov 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  5. ONE THUMB TO RULE THEM ALL! 4:59 PM Nov 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  6. And it's actually me tweeting for myself this time. I don't need 2 thumbs to type! What's up @korbus? 4:57 PM Nov 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  7. I think she was covering herself in zombie innards on the way out the door too... 4:56 PM Nov 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  8. Told my daughter it was happy winky time...she took the car keys and left so fast... 4:55 PM Nov 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  9. @wolfrach You shut up man! Can I have some vodka? 5:03 PM Nov 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  10. If I don't have a sore foot, it's diarrhea. 5:00 PM Nov 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  11. My new name is Agent Manchester. @wolfrach is Agent Primrose. The game is afoot! 2:29 PM Nov 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  12. I never want to see Beau Bridges naked. 2:25 PM Nov 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  13. Ron Weasley has gonorehha. I read it on the twitter. 2:24 PM Nov 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  14. Worst place to be stuck in the zombie apocolypse: a porta-potty 10:16 AM Aug 15th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  15. My wife "You feel sorry for me." Me "Because you're pathetic!" 10:13 AM Aug 15th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  16. http://youtu.be/2Aarg8gWzqA My song on yoube! 3:19 PM Aug 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  17. You can't make new friends with old parts. 1:41 PM Aug 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  18. @redletterrachel I have raised you well. Proceed. GO TO SLEEP AT A DECENT HOUR! 8:27 PM Aug 2nd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  19. I can't watch Shark Week or I fall asleep. I'm sharkaleptic. 6:26 PM Aug 1st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  20. @korbus Rachel told me it was your birthday. You know if you were a caveman, you'd be the oldest one in your clan. 6:46 PM Jul 30th, 2010 via TweetDeck
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