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  1. Apparently, 80% of learning to be a web designer has to do with gradients.
  2. RT @Oatmeal: Why it's better to pretend you don't know anything about computers http://digg.com/d31DTif
  3. Blogged: Playing Catch-Up: Early in my career, I prided myself on my ability to absorb a lot of information and sta... http://bit.ly/4OTpJk
  4. Trying to figure out how my dog managed to hit Shift-Cmd-H.
  5. Can anyone recite their company's mission statement or marketing slogans without giggling?
  6. CONNECT 1200 (For many of you, that may be ancient history, but it's part of my job.)
  7. A-ha! console.log() causes JavaScript to die in Firefox if Firebug is not turned on. How very helpful. #diefirefoxdie
  8. Grrr. My JavaScript runs fine in Safari and Chrome, but does not run in Firefox. However, if I turn on Firebug, then it does work. ???
  9. Have finally exorcised OpenDNS from all home networks.
  10. Computers were a lot more fun before they had lowercase characters.
  11. There really is an "Alabama Shakespeare Festival". Make up your own joke.
  12. Yes, I'm sure the "winter wonderland" seems quite romantic when you are in a recording studio in Los Angeles.
  13. I hope heaven has free wi-fi.
  14. The test server thinks it's the day after Christmas. It's probably sad that nobody gave it any gifts or sang any carols.
  15. Does anyone find it helpful that Firefox automatically goes into "Work Offline" mode whenever there is a network hiccup?
  16. After playing with JavaScript for a few days, I'm really missing nested functions and closures in C++.
  17. I miss the days when one could angrily snap the power switch to OFF when the computer misbehaved. Graceful shutdown is not satisfying.
  18. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
  19. "Mac-like" used to mean "easy to use". Now it seems to mean "looks like most Apple software".
  20. Cell phone ringtones really should be regulated. FCC, EPA, or gangs wielding baseball bats would be acceptable enforcers.