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I became a rogue agent for the government today, then I looked up the word rogue, oh crap!10:22 AM Nov 4th from web
I wonder how many celebs on Twatter actually twat themselves or do they have a guy to do it.9:13 AM Sep 12th from web
I'm in a good mood today, the birds are singing, the cat is licking its hole and its only a lovely 89 degrees out.11:53 AM Aug 25th from web
I signed a petition against Bloodsport today yes the 1988 Jean-Claude Van Damme movie its inhumane.6:52 PM Aug 24th from web
When I type in what I'm doing it seems to me I'm not really doing anything but typing it should say "What did you do in the 80's?"1:22 AM Aug 22nd from web
Ashton Kutcher has 1 million followers on Twatter, Old knudsen has 19 but I love you all.11:22 AM Jul 25th from web
@DeadCelebrities Vincente Minnelli had a lot to answer for, yes I do mean Liza.11:20 AM Jul 25th from web in reply to DeadCelebrities
Why is money laundry a crime? Dollars are made out of cotton and who wants some Hobo's germs on yer cash?3:01 AM Jul 25th from web
@StephenAtHome Batboy ball of lame2:54 AM Jul 25th from web in reply to StephenAtHome
Does the Taco Bell Chihuahua count as a famous celeb dying in groups of three?2:45 PM Jul 23rd from web
@StephenColbert I'd like to get that in a combo please.2:43 PM Jul 23rd from web in reply to StephenColbert
I just finished marching doon route 66 shouting "No Pope Here" and there wasn't one in sight.10:31 AM Jul 11th from web
MJ was bad .......... no really bloody terrible.9:31 PM Jun 26th from web
I thought this film was about ladymen, what a load of crap.9:27 PM Jun 26th from web
I can cross out # 28 on my list, that Michael Jackson was tough to get to but worth it. Who's bad now?9:26 PM Jun 26th from web
@in_the_box Forgive me father for I have sinned and likely to do it again though I need a new sock.1:15 AM Jun 25th from web in reply to in_the_box
old knudsen jumped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.1:12 AM Jun 25th from web
@StephenAtHome I can't believe you are too1:06 AM Jun 25th from web in reply to StephenAtHome
It 'is' possible to wank with a rope around yer neck and not die .1:05 AM Jun 25th from web
Do witches run spell checkers?10:38 PM Jun 13th from web