OhSoSinister
Two days from deadline, 1,000+ words in...and I'm scrapping it all and starting over. I think I need a hug. And a mental health check-up.
| OhSoSinister At the Roastery, huddled around a coffee the size of my head and fighting through the last 2,000 words of this bloody essay. |
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| OhSoSinister In the backyard on a study break. Feeling particularly free/caffeinated, I decide to do my first cartwheel in years. And, OW, MY GROIN. |
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| OhSoSinister OKAY. The Weather, I don't know what your fucking problem is. My old-lady knees can't take much more of this. Hurry up with the rain, eh? |
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| OhSoSinister Secret (Non-Sexual) Author Crush Tidbit: Yann Martel enjoys blueberry pancakes in the morning and beach relaxation in the afternoon. |
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| OhSoSinister Today's intense humidity is making my hair poof to extraordinary proportions. Tomorrow's haircut couldn't be more perfectly planned. |
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| OhSoSinister Finally giving in and working on my essay. |
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| OhSoSinister Back from Ness Creek Music Festival. NEED. SHOWER. |
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| OhSoSinister NEW CAR NEW CAR NEW CAR! |
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| OhSoSinister Sad/Awesome: I picked a white car so it'd match my computer. |
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| OhSoSinister Currently, my best friend is the only thing standing between me and a signed man-thong from The Chippendales man-dancers. |
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| OhSoSinister Just put down a deposit on a beautiful, white Honda Fit! Weeee! |
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| OhSoSinister Heading out for test drive #2. Weeeee! |
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| OhSoSinister Heading to Amateur Night at the local comedy club. Preparing self for high concentrations both of gin and Third Party Embarrassment. |
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| OhSoSinister Gave my car her last wash/vacuum/polish before I trade her in for something that can reach highway speed while running the A/C. Bittersweet. |
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| OhSoSinister After a day of stubborn cars, aching knees/ankles/elbows and AWFUL hair, I am definitely ready to snuggle into bed and dream it all away. |
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| OhSoSinister Current Car: When you don't start properly/at all, you make me feel like I'm going to miss you a LOT less when I get my New Car. |
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| OhSoSinister @SmartAsshat *bows down to you* |
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| OhSoSinister @SmartAsshat That's the company the email was about! Exactly! All those "employees" depicted are so smiley! Perhaps a job worth...exploring? |
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| OhSoSinister Non-Spam Email Subject Line: "RIM Job Postings" . Brilliant. |
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