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OhNoSheTwitnt

  1. Stuck in the airport until 10:40 and going to miss Game of Thrones. Anyone spoils it I will unfollow you after eating your heart. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I'm not used to dealing with "baristas." Is that Italian for snooty snatchface? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Fuck yes, Jet Blue terminal. Fuck yes. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Security thought I was with the summer camp full of 14 year olds. I'll be 30 at the end of August. Half flattered and half annoyed. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Who told 13 year old girls that Daisy Dukes are ok? WHERE ARE YOUR DADS??? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. On line at airport security and a fucking summer camp full of pre-teens is on line with me. I want to execute all of them. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @spartacuffs Yes. There are no direct flights from Newark to Raleigh. It was my best option. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to spartacuffs
  8. Left 3 hours in advance and still not to the airport. Next flight is in 5 hours. Anyone at JFK airport who wants to tweet-up, holler. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. It should not take 3 hours to drive 31 miles. Fuck you New Jersey, you're going to make me miss my flight and I won't miss your shit. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @John_Quaintance I'll holla at the gynecologist while I'm at it. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to John_Quaintance
  11. @John_Quaintance You're welcome. I'm in the process of moving and I have a job interview tomorrow so I'm antsy. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to John_Quaintance
  12. Gonna type a tweet with a bunch of swears to scare this asshole standing too close behind me in line at the coffee shop. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Flying to North Carolina this afternoon for a job interview tomorrow morning & flying back tomorrow night. Not to get all real on you guys. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Thanks to one of my closest and dearest @the_blacklisted for the pick! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Thanks for the trophy @molly_kats and I love you! about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Oh No She Twitnt
  • Location Jersey
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy. Yes, I know @AdmiralAkbrown and I have he same shirts in our avi.
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