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OhHeyZachary

  1. Snow White & The Huntsman was hands down the best movie I've seen in 2012. The imagery is fantastic, the acting was on point & a great plot.
  2. The bitch spilled the drink.
  3. @missalibby Actually we have had a conversation about it. In which you brought up the cops from school. Not to mention "You Do You."
  4. I will never understand why people hate cops soo much, if you do something that is against the law its their job to reprimand you.
  5. "Got more roots than a tree."
  6. Perfect weather for a light summer scarf. :3 #ShirtVestScarf #LoveToLayer
  7. Craigslist... #MyNewAddiction
  8. Have to open the store tomorrow yet here I am laying in bed watching a stupid romance movie. #LifeStyleOfAHopelessRomantic
  9. I might be a bitch but I'm a loyal friend. Just drove a half hour away just to give my friend her phone because she forgot it in my car.
  10. Customer at work: "They say jail is a gay mans paradise so I'm not scarred to kill a nigga. Let me go have some fun." #LMAO
  11. RT @NicklausKnipe7 Sometimes I pretend that we're closer than we are...
  12. My brother ate my chinese? I melted his ice cream, threw out his frozen pizzas and hid his mustard/hot sauce. #DontMessWithMyChineseFood
  13. 2 days. #FuckIt
  14. Fuck a dude. #HereForMyself
  15. I really #want a cigarette but it is soo fucking hot outside that it isn't even worth it.
  16. Just because you suck dick or take it in the ass, doesn't mean your man loves you. Theres a difference between a free fuck & love.
  17. I just want more. More of the past, more right now and even more in the future.
  18. @sayteebee Zachary Andrew - Touch The Cooch #BillboardTop100
  19. I need to get some energy to take myself on a lunch date. #TooHungry #TooTired