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OfficialSaxe

  1. Same shit different day
  2. #IWonderIf the people I'm following realize they tweet about the same shit all the time. #DoSomethingWithYourLife
  3. Honestly, l don't give a fuck about 3/4ths of my TL 99% of the time.
  4. Twitter <<<< #TiredOfTheSameShit
  5. I like my music loud. #sorrymom
  6. Your mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, and tossed in the gutter. Then she comes back for more.
  7. Trying to fix things and you do that? Come on now.
  8. @JimNy_KickinIt no. Your going to. (:
  9. When your dick is on nat geo wild for most dangerous snakes #bigdongproblems
  10. When you can't swim << #bigdongproblems
  11. Tight jeans are your enemy with #bigdongproblems
  12. When you embrass black dudes in prison showers #bigdongproblems
  13. Getting it stuck in the zipper of your jeans after you pee #bigdongproblems
  14. When it slips out of the front of your boxers #bigdongproblems
  15. Awkwardly presenting a project in class while wearing gym shorts #bigdongproblems