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  1. @peterfacinelli Look at my cheekbones! I look way better undead...
  2. Hell is gonna be awesome
  3. Fun for the whole famil-AAAAAAHHH WHY IS THIS REAL www.masswepray.com
  4. It's like these personalized ads can see right into my soul
  5. Relevant news alert! I did an episode of "American Dad" called “G-String Circus" airing Nov. 29th! I show lots of cartoon skin..mmm, pixels
  6. Just choked on my smoothie a little
  7. If it's 3am and you're looking at dinosaurs with scarves on, I'm probably in your car
  8. I'm losing followers because I love Beyonce. How about this: BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS HELICOPTERS TIDAL WAVES BOOBS EXPLOSIONS MACHINE GUNS BOOBS
  9. I think it's safe to say Beyonce is the hottest woman in the world
  10. Something just fell from the fireplace and it better be a bag of money or something cause there are no bats allowed up in here
  11. Horrible nightmare about dropping my iPhone in water, woke up crying in fetal position
  12. Update: men reeeeeeeally can't resist my Bobcat Goldthwait impression
  13. Just ate some eggplant at an alarming rate. Happy Friday the 13th, ladies
  14. I got my driver's license today! But more exciting was when the instructor said he liked my "spunk"
  15. A man in a purple jacket biked past my car this afternoon. "Grape juice", I thought to myself
  16. @rodeneronquillo Kailan tayo magkikita? Miss na miss kita! Mamamatay ako kung wala ka. Saging!
  17. Don't hate me because I look like Richard E. Grant
  18. My upcoming driver's license photo: straight or wavy hair? YOU DECIDE.
  19. If I had my own perfume it would be called "Nazi Tears"
  20. See what I did there