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  1. A man in a purple jacket biked past my car this afternoon. "Grape juice", I thought to myself
  2. @rodeneronquillo Kailan tayo magkikita? Miss na miss kita! Mamamatay ako kung wala ka. Saging!
  3. Don't hate me because I look like Richard E. Grant
  4. My upcoming driver's license photo: straight or wavy hair? YOU DECIDE.
  5. If I had my own perfume it would be called "Nazi Tears"
  6. See what I did there
  7. These tropical-scented votives are so metal
  8. My kitty ate a bird! She has blood all over her face. Awww.
  9. World series of DISGRACEBALL
  10. Crashing into the curb is the new not crashing into the curb
  11. www.twitterpeek.com < 100 hula hoops at the 99 cent store
  12. Damn...Phillies are getting Rickrolled
  13. A skirt and a bra is not a costume, Los Angeles
  14. After years of friendship I finally saw Devendra Banhart play live tonight. So proud...the new record is like unicorns dipped in chocolate
  15. Suck it, Yankees!!
  16. http://bit.ly/1LZ4Ir Congratulations, Germany, but it doesn't change the fact that you're COVERED IN FLIES
  17. Today a nice man at the supermarket told me I have "an honest face, like an angel". I couldn't bring myself to tell him about the bodies...
  18. www.oooms.nl/road-kill-carpet/ Tasteless? Or juuuust right...
  19. Men can't resist my Bobcat Goldthwait impression
  20. Got spooked by some Nick and Norah fans in line for the H1N1 shot..I panicked and denied everything. Forgive me, ladies! I owe you a neckrub