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Off_Beat_Dead

  1. My son is watching a Spam commercial and drooling.
  2. Great! I made caskets for my barbie dolls and Ken's is too short. Funeral is rescheduled for next weekend.
  3. You think you're pretty cool but deep down you know your friends only hang out with you because of all your awesome puppets.
  4. Gangorangabang. WTF?
  5. Family time: Me and my daughter standing in the kitchen staring at our iPods and listening to Megadeth.
  6. While you tell me about your workout I'm imagining tender cuts of your muscles sizzling on my hot skillet with garlic and onions. Yummy.
  7. I've been waiting for 20 minutes for this guy to fall off this ladder. Quit wasting my time dude. Fall! twitter.com/Off_Beat_Dead/…
  8. Its not as much fun when you ask to give me a wet willy.