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Off_Beat_Dead

  1. My son is watching a Spam commercial and drooling. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. Great! I made caskets for my barbie dolls and Ken's is too short. Funeral is rescheduled for next weekend. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. You think you're pretty cool but deep down you know your friends only hang out with you because of all your awesome puppets. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Gangorangabang. WTF? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. Family time: Me and my daughter standing in the kitchen staring at our iPods and listening to Megadeth. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. While you tell me about your workout I'm imagining tender cuts of your muscles sizzling on my hot skillet with garlic and onions. Yummy. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. I've been waiting for 20 minutes for this guy to fall off this ladder. Quit wasting my time dude. Fall! twitter.com/Off_Beat_Dead/… about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Its not as much fun when you ask to give me a wet willy. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®