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OfMuttsandMen

Two words...DOG FART. #ugh #dogshavenoshame #dogs 8:47 PM May 31st via web
Can dogs even give someone the stink-eye? Because he is TOTALLY giving me the stink-eye right now. #disgruntleddog #dogs 4:00 PM May 23rd via web
Sometimes I look at my dog I think, "The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead." Oy. #idiotdog #dogs 5:51 AM May 15th via web
Pretty sure my dog understands the term "BAZINGA!" whenever he eludes capture, driving me to distraction. #bigbangtheory #littleshit #dogs 11:05 AM May 4th via web
"SQUIRREL" apparently equals "DERANGED DOG." Oy. #dogs #batshitcrazydog 6:31 AM Apr 4th via web
I can't wrap my mind around how completely stupid one would have to be to allow one's dog to SHIT IN THE STREET. Oy. #theyliveamongus 5:44 AM Mar 15th via web
My 14 lb. ball-of-fluff just tried to consume a dump truck, a school bus and two bloodhounds w/ cohunes the size of cantaloupes. #jackwagon 6:38 AM Mar 12th via web
@Val_Heart Glad you get a charge out of my irreverent brand of humor! Visit me @PlanetMom too if you feel so inclined... ;-D 12:20 PM Mar 3rd via web in reply to Val_Heart
After careful observation in the field, I've determined that my dog actually CHEWS on his words. #growlchewgrowlchewgrowlchew #weirdo #dogs 6:44 AM Feb 22nd via web
HaileyUrbanDog @OfMuttsandMen Tell him that he does not need to catch them, they WILL come back again tomorrow. :-) ((waggles)) 9:01 AM Feb 8th via web in reply to OfMuttsandMen Retweeted by OfMuttsandMen
My dog has a disturbingly convincing death wish that surfaces EVERY SINGLE TIME he encounters a UPS truck, a school bus... #jackwagon #dogs 9:00 AM Feb 8th via web
Just as I yell, "STOP EATING SHIT!!" to my dog, who apparently thinks deer droppings are a delicacy, 3 neighbors step outside. #lovely #dogs 6:14 AM Feb 7th via web
For the record, my dog doesn't really give a damn what #DonaldTrump thinks. #underdogwouldvebeenabetterendorsement 7:55 AM Feb 3rd via web
Huddled around the TV this am w/ my dog 2 watch a stupid groundhog look for his shadow. #butmydogseemedgenuinelyinterested #PunxsutawneyPhil 5:16 AM Feb 2nd via web
My dog just reminded me that in roughly 3 weeks it'll be International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. #Idontknowhowhefindsthisshitout #dogs 6:05 AM Feb 1st via web
The little van dyke beard made of powdery snow is THE MOST ADORABLE THING ON THE PLANET. Sorta makes me forget when he shat upon the floor. 4:59 AM Jan 30th via web
FRESH DOG POO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. Oy. #whodoesthatshit 5:31 AM Jan 27th via web
He who pees last, wins. #dogism #dogs #doglovers 5:18 AM Jan 26th via web
Notes from the field: My dog, Jack, only spun around in a circle EIGHTY-SIX times before pooing this morning. #slacker #dogs #dogswithocd 6:40 AM Jan 25th via web
Must. Make. Yellow. Snow. #itsthelittlethingsthatmakelifespecial ;-D #dogs #doglovers 5:32 AM Jan 24th via web

Name Melinda L. Wentzel
Location Williamsport, PA
Web http://www.melind...
Bio Orlando Dog humor column soon to come. In the mean time, roll over, fetch something drool worthy, play dead or simply bark like a dog. www.theodog.com