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Oculophilia

  1. now understands the historical context of ecclesiastical celibacy.
  2. I am a very unsuccessful slut.
  3. After porn and music, Rainn Wilson is my favourite thing to download.
  4. @marmoses Did the butler do it in the parlour?
  5. Also of note is "saloper", verb meaning "to slut". As in, "Vous avez saloper le rapport de finance!" You have slutted up the finance report!
  6. "Chris-moi-le-champs!" is my favourite Québecois slang. It translates to: Christ me in a field!
  7. Internet dating profiles for co-dependents: Fat, depressed, and horny seeks abusive and impotent pastry chef.
  8. Misdiagnosed as an extrovert.
  9. Wrestling girls always end up kissing.
  10. There's not much left of student budgets after beer and tampons.
  11. http://oculophilia.wordpress.com/
  12. goes through puberty twice a year.
  13. molests acetaminophen.
  14. is encoding medical procedures.