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OcelotPotPie

  1. Best Quora answer ever? RT @keithcalder "What does it feel like to finally stop biting your nails?" j.mp/NwbS5K
  2. It's hard to go to bed when the sun is rising and also you hate yourself.
  3. Guy at full serve gas station is cleaning my windows. Do I have to go down on him now?
  4. Guerrilla @rands like tactic: follow at least one person on twitter with whom you severely disagree.
  5. @keithcalder Lilo and Stitch and The Iron Giant, right?
  6. @JakeMcDoo If the g-string fits . . .
  7. If you ever wake up past 1PM there's a good chance someone once called you a hooker.
  8. Thanks to @danajaybein I got a great seat to the game without being there or having a TV. #goceltics
  9. @wilw They offer the PDF online to print and cut yourself. An option?
  10. @MelissaStetten Wait, you dated Casey Kasem?
  11. @danajaybein If you put your mind to it, you can do anything!
  12. Got this awesome going away gift for my last day at work today: img.ly/iZAF Illustration by Sarah Kaiser.
  13. Addendum to last tweet: "Yet."
  14. #FF The one and only @danajaybein who is the funniest person I know that isn't also in jail.
  15. There are two types of people in this world: those who ask me how parking meters work, and those I don't want to run over with my car.
  16. @radiomaru One Week is an awesome movie. And not just because of the Norton motorcycle.