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OcelotPotPie

Best Quora answer ever? RT @keithcalder "What does it feel like to finally stop biting your nails?" j.mp/NwbS5K 22 minutes ago via Twitterrific
It's hard to go to bed when the sun is rising and also you hate yourself. about 12 hours ago via Twitterrific
Guy at full serve gas station is cleaning my windows. Do I have to go down on him now? 1:22 PM Jun 2nd via Twitterrific
Guerrilla @rands like tactic: follow at least one person on twitter with whom you severely disagree. 12:13 PM Jun 2nd via Twitterrific
@keithcalder Lilo and Stitch and The Iron Giant, right? 11:43 AM Jun 2nd via Twitterrific in reply to keithcalder
@JakeMcDoo If the g-string fits . . . 11:22 AM Jun 2nd via Twitterrific in reply to JakeMcDoo
If you ever wake up past 1PM there's a good chance someone once called you a hooker. 10:27 AM Jun 2nd via Twitterrific
Thanks to @danajaybein I got a great seat to the game without being there or having a TV. #goceltics 8:23 PM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
RileyStearns Teaser for my new short film THE CUB. It's quite short. vimeo.com/43289106 7:53 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by OcelotPotPie and 12 others
@wilw They offer the PDF online to print and cut yourself. An option? 8:16 PM Jun 1st via Twitterrific in reply to wilw
@MelissaStetten Wait, you dated Casey Kasem? 5:19 PM Jun 1st via Twitterrific in reply to MelissaStetten
MelissaStetten Dudes at this JFK bar are talking about Space Jam. When should I propose to both of them? 5:07 PM Jun 1st via Echofon Retweeted by OcelotPotPie and 1 other
@danajaybein If you put your mind to it, you can do anything! 11:21 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to danajaybein
Got this awesome going away gift for my last day at work today: img.ly/iZAF Illustration by Sarah Kaiser. 11:14 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
Addendum to last tweet: "Yet." 11:11 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
#FF The one and only @danajaybein who is the funniest person I know that isn't also in jail. 11:09 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
There are two types of people in this world: those who ask me how parking meters work, and those I don't want to run over with my car. 9:53 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
radiomaru RT if 0_0 5:08 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by OcelotPotPie and 139 others
radiomaru NOW: RT IF I AM YOU 0_0 5:03 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by OcelotPotPie and 99 others
@radiomaru One Week is an awesome movie. And not just because of the Norton motorcycle. 4:50 PM May 31st via Twitterrific in reply to radiomaru

Name Christian Hogan
Location Boston
Web http://infliction...
Bio User interface developer, problem solver, comedian, pants-wearer. Silly person with a healthy respect for fast moving objects.