OblongRobber
- This, too, shall pass. about 1 hour ago from web
- @ The question is, were they peeled?about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to ReedofEvil
- Monday is the anti-Friday.about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific
- @ Cheers! Sorry, didn't mean to yell.7:07 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific in reply to KirstensDesk
- Me: Did you get a new superpower?
Son: No, I just burned to death.
Video games have come a long way since Yar's Revenge.6:49 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
- "Dinking with my fantasy team" is not as satisfying as it sounds.5:54 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
- So when you edit an entry on Wikipedia, are you wikipeeing?1:07 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
- The dude with the lime-green ponytail made my wings. Hmmmm. 12:02 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
- Forget the taco. Black COFFEE.8:47 AM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
- @ Who are you, and what have you done with @?6:31 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to cpinck
- @ Right next to my "Bring Back 'Once and Again' " petition.5:03 AM Nov 7th from Twitterrific in reply to KirstensDesk
- My 40-year-old bladder and I are petitioning Hollywood for the return of the intermission.4:52 AM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
- For , I am going to live-tweet "The Sound of Music."5:31 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific
- @ Thanks for the "Annie Hall" reference!6:57 AM Nov 5th from Twitterrific in reply to KirstensDesk
- Wahwahwah is the new blahblahblah.6:41 AM Nov 5th from Twitterrific
- @ Sign of a great teacher, my friend.6:14 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific in reply to Brizzyc
- @ That were awesome.6:13 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific in reply to cpinck
- @ Thanks, my man!7:12 AM Nov 4th from Twitterrific in reply to crankfetter
- It never fails. On my busiest mornings, my dog becomes the Poop Nazi: "No poop for you!"5:15 AM Nov 4th from Twitterrific
- Waking up is a 12-step process.4:18 AM Nov 4th from Twitterrific
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- Name Carpe Oblongata
- Location Land o' the homemade pizza
- Web http://www.acidpl...
- Bio Catcher in the rye with a dash of techno and parental responsibility thrown in for good measure.
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