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  1. WTF now stands for What The Favre?!
  2. You know you should worry when the bar television is set to "Dexter."
  3. Dr. Ballz sez Turkey.
  4. Our new band: Dr. Ballz and the Heinous Anus.
  5. On Black Friday, shopping carts need rear-view mirrors.
  6. "How did we do this last year?" "You were on the top. I was on the bottom." (Our discussion of getting the tree upstairs.)
  7. @samsifton How long do you let a turkey sit after cooking before slicing?
  8. The turkey, he is a-fryin': http://twitpic.com/r107v
  9. Most hilarious use of pie charts I've ever seen: http://bit.ly/7mV5Q9 (via @Brizzyc)
  10. RT @OblongRobber Any tweet mentioning retweeting must, of course, be retweeted.
  11. @EffingBoring Tofbrilliant!
  12. @NotHot You know, I don't have to see what you're replying to in order to get a giggle out of that prepositional phrase.
  13. @KirstensDesk You, too, my friend (although you don't have the day off north o' the border....)
  14. We've secretly replaced this Thursday with a lazy gorgefest. Let's see if anyone notices.
  15. You know it's late when you lighter for an encore of the Reese's dark-chocolate commercial.
  16. @pheend Actually meant it as a compliment -- love that movie.
  17. @yodelmachine Except for the chiseled chin. And the glare. And the "Feel lucky, punk?" coming out of his mouth.
  18. @pheend You'll say anything, won't you?
  19. @abigvictory Tool is about orgasmic moments: The climaxes in "Stinkfist" and "Parabola," the ends of "Lateralus" and "Vicarious."
  20. @lukeinvan Incited?