OblongRobber
- You say "1,035 unread items" like it's a bad thing, RSS reader.1 minute ago from Tweetie
- You say it's just vitreous fluid settling; to me, these spots in my vision cry out for more coffee.about 3 hours ago from web
- Wimbledon spoiler: Federer wins.about 18 hours ago from web
- @sweatsinthecity I actually bought that disc. On purpose. And danced to it.
I feel strangely cleansed confessing such sin.about 24 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to sweatsinthecity
- @sweatsinthecity Book.10:31 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to sweatsinthecity
- Nothing gentle about these men. #wimbledon10:24 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- Cognitive dissonance: Hearing John-Boy do the voiceover for a Mercedes-Benz commercial.9:30 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- @BrilliantOrange Isn't "The Unfollowing" the next M. Night Shyamalan movie?9:15 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to BrilliantOrange
- Son upon awakening: "Why are we watching TENNIS?"
Once again, he aces his father.8:35 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- To celebrate Independence Day, millions of Americans are letting their wieners get plump and juicy before sticking them into buns.5:52 PM Jul 4th from web
- @KirstensDesk Sounds like an awesome day. Cheers!4:50 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to KirstensDesk
- Top Twitterbelles: @crankfetter @abigvictory @badbanana @biorhythmist @tj @nicedream @katefeetie @aedison @SeoulBrother http://bit.ly/2nA7eg4:01 PM Jul 4th from web
- Just killed a fly with my bare hands. High flyve!10:56 AM Jul 4th from web
- Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
And beer. Beer is an inalienable right, no?10:24 AM Jul 4th from web
- @frageelay It would've been risky. Dr advised after No. 3 no more. Still... ::sad sax to accompany sad trombone::10:13 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
- @KirstensDesk Thanks for the good wishes! In honor of today, I shall be cranking "Bullet the Blue Sky."7:44 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to KirstensDesk
- Stop, R.I.P. on the next person who RIPs one.7:39 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @frageelay We've often said the same thing.7:37 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
- This July 4th, let us remember the intellectual giants who founded this great country. And let us slay any notion of a President Palin.1:09 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Our neighbors have pointed their lawn chairs at our yard, and I distinctly heard, "Voyeurism sequence engage."8:09 AM Jul 3rd from web
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- Name Carpe Oblongata
- Location Land o' the homemade pizza
- Web http://www.acidpl...
- Bio Catcher in the rye with a dash of techno and parental responsibility thrown in for good measure.
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