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  1. You say "1,035 unread items" like it's a bad thing, RSS reader.
  2. You say it's just vitreous fluid settling; to me, these spots in my vision cry out for more coffee.
  3. Wimbledon spoiler: Federer wins.
  4. @sweatsinthecity I actually bought that disc. On purpose. And danced to it. I feel strangely cleansed confessing such sin.
  5. @sweatsinthecity Book.
  6. Nothing gentle about these men. #wimbledon
  7. Cognitive dissonance: Hearing John-Boy do the voiceover for a Mercedes-Benz commercial.
  8. @BrilliantOrange Isn't "The Unfollowing" the next M. Night Shyamalan movie?
  9. Son upon awakening: "Why are we watching TENNIS?" Once again, he aces his father.
  10. To celebrate Independence Day, millions of Americans are letting their wieners get plump and juicy before sticking them into buns.
  11. @KirstensDesk Sounds like an awesome day. Cheers!
  12. Top Twitterbelles: @crankfetter @abigvictory @badbanana @biorhythmist @tj @nicedream @katefeetie @aedison @SeoulBrother http://bit.ly/2nA7eg
  13. Just killed a fly with my bare hands. High flyve!
  14. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And beer. Beer is an inalienable right, no?
  15. @frageelay It would've been risky. Dr advised after No. 3 no more. Still... ::sad sax to accompany sad trombone::
  16. @KirstensDesk Thanks for the good wishes! In honor of today, I shall be cranking "Bullet the Blue Sky."
  17. Stop, R.I.P. on the next person who RIPs one.
  18. @frageelay We've often said the same thing.
  19. This July 4th, let us remember the intellectual giants who founded this great country. And let us slay any notion of a President Palin.
  20. Our neighbors have pointed their lawn chairs at our yard, and I distinctly heard, "Voyeurism sequence engage."