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  1. This, too, shall pass. #bestfeeling #worstfeeling
  2. @ReedofEvil The question is, were they peeled?
  3. Monday is the anti-Friday.
  4. @KirstensDesk Cheers! Sorry, didn't mean to yell.
  5. Me: Did you get a new superpower? Son: No, I just burned to death. Video games have come a long way since Yar's Revenge.
  6. "Dinking with my fantasy team" is not as satisfying as it sounds.
  7. So when you edit an entry on Wikipedia, are you wikipeeing?
  8. The dude with the lime-green ponytail made my wings. Hmmmm. http://twitpic.com/ong2q
  9. Forget the taco. Black COFFEE.
  10. @cpinck Who are you, and what have you done with @smilinbjones?
  11. @KirstensDesk Right next to my "Bring Back 'Once and Again' " petition.
  12. My 40-year-old bladder and I are petitioning Hollywood for the return of the intermission.
  13. For #unfollowFriday, I am going to live-tweet "The Sound of Music."
  14. @KirstensDesk Thanks for the "Annie Hall" reference!
  15. Wahwahwah is the new blahblahblah.
  16. @Brizzyc Sign of a great teacher, my friend.
  17. @smilinbjones That were awesome.
  18. @crankfetter Thanks, my man!
  19. It never fails. On my busiest mornings, my dog becomes the Poop Nazi: "No poop for you!"
  20. Waking up is a 12-step process.