OblongRobber
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WTF now stands for What The Favre?!
about 5 hours ago
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You know you should worry when the bar television is set to "Dexter."
about 19 hours ago
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Dr. Ballz sez Turkey.
10:59 PM Nov 27th
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Our new band: Dr. Ballz and the Heinous Anus.
9:17 PM Nov 27th
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On Black Friday, shopping carts need rear-view mirrors.
8:28 AM Nov 27th
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"How did we do this last year?"
"You were on the top. I was on the bottom."
(Our discussion of getting the tree upstairs.)
3:23 PM Nov 26th
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@ How long do you let a turkey sit after cooking before slicing?
10:49 AM Nov 26th
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The turkey, he is a-fryin':
9:34 AM Nov 26th
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Most hilarious use of pie charts I've ever seen: (via @)
8:25 PM Nov 25th
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RT @ Any tweet mentioning retweeting must, of course, be retweeted.
6:17 PM Nov 25th
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@ Tofbrilliant!
6:15 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to EffingBoring
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@ You know, I don't have to see what you're replying to in order to get a giggle out of that prepositional phrase.
7:24 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to NotHot
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@ You, too, my friend (although you don't have the day off north o' the border....)
7:23 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to KirstensDesk
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We've secretly replaced this Thursday with a lazy gorgefest. Let's see if anyone notices.
4:58 AM Nov 25th
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You know it's late when you lighter for an encore of the Reese's dark-chocolate commercial.
9:48 PM Nov 24th
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@ Actually meant it as a compliment -- love that movie.
7:01 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to pheend
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@ Except for the chiseled chin. And the glare. And the "Feel lucky, punk?" coming out of his mouth.
7:00 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to yodelmachine
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@ You'll say anything, won't you?
5:53 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to pheend
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@ Tool is about orgasmic moments: The climaxes in "Stinkfist" and "Parabola," the ends of "Lateralus" and "Vicarious."
7:11 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to abigvictory
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@ Incited?
9:54 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to lukeinvan
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- Name Carpe Oblongata
- Location Land o' the homemade pizza
- Web http://www.acidpl...
- Bio Catcher in the rye with a dash of techno and parental responsibility thrown in for good measure.
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