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  1. What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troopers. half a minute ago from Seesmic
  2. What carries round a sack and bites people? Santa Jaws! less than a minute ago from Seesmic
  3. Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ? A jelly copter ! 3 minutes ago from Seesmic
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AC3sZB-v7Q 5 minutes ago from Seesmic
  5. @DosCulturas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AC3sZB-v7Q 5 minutes ago from Seesmic in reply to DosCulturas
  6. @EvaRuth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGnYw-OuCnI 7 minutes ago from Seesmic in reply to EvaRuth
  7. RT @EvaRuth: thank you @current for bringing this to my attention. Charlie Brown Christmas dance (live) http://tinyurl.com/yenl8yu 8 minutes ago from Seesmic
  8. How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony ! 9 minutes ago from Seesmic
  9. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn? 24 minutes ago from Seesmic
  10. If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing? 30 minutes ago from Seesmic
  11. How can bubbles scrub if they don’t have hands? 30 minutes ago from Seesmic
  12. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? 33 minutes ago from Seesmic
  13. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. 33 minutes ago from Seesmic
  14. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 34 minutes ago from Seesmic
  15. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. 38 minutes ago from Seesmic
  16. If you can't fix it with duck tape you have not used enough. about 1 hour ago from Seesmic
  17. Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents. about 1 hour ago from Seesmic
  18. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. about 1 hour ago from Seesmic
  19. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. about 1 hour ago from Seesmic
  20. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. about 1 hour ago from Seesmic
  • Name Obi Weiner Kenobi
  • Location San Antonio, Texas
  • Bio Loves running, chasing tossed balls, sleeping, licking my masters face, pooping, barking, love Gromit, Rin Tin Tin, Shiner Beer, Gravy Train, squeeky toys.
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