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ObamaIsACactus

  1. I still have fantasies about fucking Topanga. 12:47 AM May 26th via web
  2. @sorostitude shut up and pack another bowl. 10:52 PM May 18th via web in reply to sorostitude
  3. @DefinitionOfFaF I'll be back soon. God bless and frat on my good sir. 10:28 PM May 18th via web in reply to DefinitionOfFaF
  4. @BetchySloot :( 10:13 PM May 18th via web in reply to BetchySloot
  5. #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you get in a van and there's no candy. #childhoodTweets 10:03 PM May 18th via web
  6. @WhalinOnPalin How about we just split an 18 pack you pussy. 9:57 PM May 18th via web in reply to WhalinOnPalin
  7. #IfOnlyYouCould shut up and make me a sandwich. But no..tell me all about your fucking cat. 9:14 PM May 18th via web
  8. You hesitate, you masturbate. 11:18 AM May 14th via web
  9. #EveryoneHasThat1friend who tries too hard on facebook statuses. 3:55 AM May 14th via web
  10. @DrinkinUndeRAGE Fuck that, it's all about the #IronManbitch 12:26 AM May 12th via web in reply to DrinkinUndeRAGE
  11. #4famouswords You better swallow, bitch. 12:11 AM May 12th via web
  12. @CarolineEAllen Trust me I can't wait to be back. Nobody even knows what a bikini is over here. 12:05 AM May 12th via web in reply to CarolineEAllen
  13. 2 weeks until I'm home safe. It's been an honor to serve and protect my American brothers and sisters. I'm not done kicking ass just yet. 11:58 PM May 11th via web
  14. He's still not sure about me twitpic.com/9jq1m7 2:03 AM May 11th via Twitpic
  15. @sorostitude I'll make that tweet come true one of these days. 5:02 PM Apr 21st via web in reply to sorostitude
  16. #NoManShouldEver sit cross-legged while wearing a skirt. 4:38 PM Apr 21st via web
  17. @ThatTexasBlonde God I've missed your noodz. 9:42 PM Apr 19th via web in reply to ThatTexasBlonde
  18. If you're going to smash a girl, make sure you fuck her within an inch of her life. Throw her up against the wall and make her scream uncle. 9:34 PM Apr 19th via web