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  1. Digging 'The 9 types of crappy handshakes' http://bit.ly/2iTe4V about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Where does George Washington keep his armies? http://www.dumbjokesthatare... about 6 hours ago from web
  3. Digging "The 9 types of crappy handshakes" http://digg.com/d319lCl about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Just finished drawing this literally 5 minutes ago - Enjoy! The 9 Types of Crappy Handshakes http://twurl.nl/di1uc5 about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. added a donate button to the bottom of the coffee comic: http://twurl.nl/ekcw2r -response has been amazing, thanks all for the coffee bux! about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. Here's an interview I did on monday regarding marvelousmanboobs.com, managed to record an mp3 of it: http://twurl.nl/bdcavq about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @bengillin turned my tweet into a sketch! http://ow.ly/Beae funny shit from @twetches where tweets are turned into illustrations 11:08 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  8. @keithguerin @megguerin that's the spirit. drink moar. drink it until you are so hyper you instead speak only in consonants 9:34 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  9. @asteinke I live in seattle. Moved here about 10 years ago from Idaho, where IQs are low and coors lite consumption is high 7:25 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  10. Digging "15 things worth knowing about coffee" http://digg.com/d319dVH 7:07 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  11. @smwcbrie I saw it right as I sent the tweet, but fixed it before anyone could call me out :) 3:06 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  12. On a similar note to today's comic, here's another I published a few months ago: The 5 phases of caffeine intake http://twurl.nl/b2qfpm 3:00 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  13. @itslukejoseph don't mean to be a spelling nazi (although that is precisely how I sound) but you misspelled "precisely" 1:28 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  14. I'm using a new avatar today in honor of coffee being so enchanting and delicious 11:23 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  15. @arguser just use the header of the comic and then link over to the rest (use the first image) 10:09 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  16. Notice how I wrote "the end" in the coffee foam on the last panel? I AM SO PROUD OF THIS IT MAKES MY APPENDIX GROAN http://twurl.nl/fcaywb 10:04 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  17. ~[NEW]~ 15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee: http://twurl.nl/wrukn2 9:26 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  18. I suggest you all become a fan of The Oatmeal on facebook: http://twurl.nl/hq1nlv (BAHAHHAAAAA) 2:59 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  19. the next person to suggest I become a fan of something on facebook is gonna get their skull turned into a hood ornament 2:35 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  20. Digging, "The motherf**king Pterodactyl." http://digg.com/d319WjG 12:52 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
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