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  1. @CincauHangus much appreciated!
  2. @OatmealBran there can be only one oatmeal - you must leave
  3. A man didn't like his haircut, but it started to grow on him. http://www.dumbjokesthatare...
  4. Look at the last comment on this blog post. One of the twi-tarded crazies left that. http://twurl.nl/e2aw4u
  5. @shoemoney i like my oatmeal mixed with hamburger meat and bourbon
  6. Life's too short for Oatmeal http://twurl.nl/cs3osd
  7. @gvoakes a little, their new album sounds a lot like queen, but i love it
  8. ...and in rolls the hate mail. i am so excited. should I respond to these?
  9. @czarinas78 you bet your ass it is (GET IT? THAT'S A PUN!)
  10. @czarinas78 I've got a few posters for sale, but I'm working on way more stuff soon (stay tuned) http://twurl.nl/5i1ovw
  11. Google adsense is automatically showing Twilight merchandise ads on my post. I hope a bunch of Twi-tards buy t-shirts and make me a fortune
  12. How Twilight works: http://twurl.nl/jen73b
  13. Twilight fans, for what I am about to do to you, I apologize
  14. RT @Twetches: "1100 Dollar Bill" a #twetch by @bengillin inspired by a @oatmeal tweet. http://ow.ly/EqFl
  15. @hubcomics you just made me literally lol in the middle of a quiet coffee shop. GODDAMN SKYNET
  16. Auto-correct keeps changing "butthole" to "buttonhole" without my permission. I'M WRITING BUTTHOLE, LEAVE ME BE
  17. @NathanBowers read the most dugg comment on this page: http://digg.com/pets_animal...
  18. @NathanBowers I got on the digg homepage 5 times last week. It's not douchey, it's good marketing you f**ng retard
  19. Digging "How to ride a pony in 10 easy steps" http://digg.com/comedy/How_...
  20. How to ride a pony http://twurl.nl/2di1by