OMGkitty
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No, nobody made me wear a Santa suit. I just.. I just... Fell down the stairs...
Into a Santa suit.
10:19 PM Dec 18th
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In this sleeping position, I can displace the humans by almost two feet.
8:02 AM Dec 18th
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I just wanted to smell what you were eating, but if you think it's a kiss, yeah, sure. Whatever.
3:43 PM Dec 13th
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I wonder what I could accomplish if I didn't sleep all day? Maybe I should trzzzzzzzzzz.
5:23 PM Dec 7th
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Trying to decide if I should throw up on the catsitter. It's not like he didn't know what he was getting in to.
11:59 PM Dec 3rd
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If you don't think an 8.5 lb. Cat can take up half of a queen size bed, then you don't know cats very well.
1:01 PM Dec 1st
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Excuse me, but when I am being this cute, you are required to stop working and look at me
3:58 PM Nov 30th
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I think I found Narnia. BRB.
8:51 AM Nov 29th
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Who's this dude stealing my half of the bed? Oh, hi Dad. Welcome home!
9:52 PM Nov 28th
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I sat on the laptop and death metal started playing. I don't know what's up with that.
12:47 AM Nov 21st
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Look, I don't have a problem! I can quit treats at any time... NO DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY!
8:18 PM Nov 12th
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I have no idea how the bag of treats ended up on the bedroom floor covered in small teethmarks. Robbers?
10:19 PM Nov 8th
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Slept in today. Then I napped. Now I'm resting.
8:23 PM Nov 7th
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Who's legs do I have to rub against to get a treat in this place?
1:52 PM Nov 6th
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Yes, I was biting the plants, but it was clearly in self defense.
4:48 AM Nov 6th
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You might not want to walk into the other room barefoot. What? Oh, no reason...
4:57 PM Nov 3rd
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Dear mom, thank you for buying new clothes. I will be sure to coat them with hair for you. XO.
9:11 PM Nov 1st
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realised that @ is ZEE famous Lobster Kitty! >>> (via @) fo shizzle!
9:09 PM Nov 1st
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Mom, please stop drinkng and come home.
8:29 PM Oct 31st
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"losing your dignity by wearing costumes implies that you had dignity to begin with."
touché mother, touché.
9:04 AM Oct 30th
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