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  1. No, nobody made me wear a Santa suit. I just.. I just... Fell down the stairs... Into a Santa suit.
  2. In this sleeping position, I can displace the humans by almost two feet. http://yfrog.com/4fxqvsj
  3. I just wanted to smell what you were eating, but if you think it's a kiss, yeah, sure. Whatever.
  4. I wonder what I could accomplish if I didn't sleep all day? Maybe I should trzzzzzzzzzz.
  5. Trying to decide if I should throw up on the catsitter. It's not like he didn't know what he was getting in to.
  6. If you don't think an 8.5 lb. Cat can take up half of a queen size bed, then you don't know cats very well.
  7. Excuse me, but when I am being this cute, you are required to stop working and look at me http://yfrog.com/4a78fpjj
  8. I think I found Narnia. BRB. http://yfrog.com/358ixj
  9. Who's this dude stealing my half of the bed? Oh, hi Dad. Welcome home!
  10. I sat on the laptop and death metal started playing. I don't know what's up with that.
  11. Look, I don't have a problem! I can quit treats at any time... NO DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY!
  12. I have no idea how the bag of treats ended up on the bedroom floor covered in small teethmarks. Robbers?
  13. Slept in today. Then I napped. Now I'm resting. http://yfrog.com/144lffj
  14. Who's legs do I have to rub against to get a treat in this place?
  15. Yes, I was biting the plants, but it was clearly in self defense.
  16. You might not want to walk into the other room barefoot. What? Oh, no reason...
  17. Dear mom, thank you for buying new clothes. I will be sure to coat them with hair for you. XO.
  18. realised that @OMGkitty is ZEE famous Lobster Kitty! >>> http://snuzzy.com/lobster-cat/ (via @pastababe) fo shizzle!
  19. Mom, please stop drinkng and come home.
  20. "losing your dignity by wearing costumes implies that you had dignity to begin with." touché mother, touché.