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  1. figures Iverson will be playing for the Vikings before the end of next week. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. made a bunch of tofu birds of varying sizes and plans to shove them inside each other's asses... Final product a Toftoofu or Tofucken? about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. posted a toilet from Disney's Wilderness Lodge at http://www.toiletbirthdays.com. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. just realized his only souvenir from Disney World is a tissue culture from a Dragon Fruit plant. Is anyone free to bully him around 3pm? about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. is laughing at you but annoyed with you. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. wishes the opposite of horizontal was horizofftal. Oh, english language, you saucy minx. 12:01 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  7. is the one who ruins it for everyone else by complaining about the slowness of the Orlando airport's free wi fi. 2:44 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  8. just learned that Heidi Klum took Seal's last name and Seal has a last name. In that order. 7:28 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  9. rolled around in a clover patch and had an altercation with an elf. 7:39 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  10. is on his way to the Epcot Center's Behind The Seeds tour. He should have world hunger solved by 3pm. 7:27 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  11. blew off a meet and greet with Pluto to chat with the bartender who created Disney's Blue Glow-tini. 2:01 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. met a man whose son played Goofy for years before marrying the girl who played Cinderella. There's your movie, Disney. 1:41 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. is faced with a cold tap that goes clockwise and a hot tap that goes counter-clockwise. Crossing hands is a band-aid solution at best. 12:43 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  14. found out that even though Walt Disney World Resorts is always looking for ways to make my stay more pleasant, night manager Jon is not. 12:20 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  15. needs to remind Disney they own ESPN. I shouldn't have this many Miley options on televisions at a sports bar. 12:49 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  16. doesn't care what the drunk Irish-American next to him thinks. We are not renaming free kicks "freedom kicks." 12:37 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  17. is impressed with Edward John's ability to rhyme "generation" with "declare" but also "waters" with "declare." 11:13 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  18. wants to be as happy as the little boy who's still young enough to clap after every step. 8:50 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  19. was just asked why someone his age would go to Disney World by a middle-aged woman on Facebook. 9:48 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  20. is having a cup of tea that is more fragrant than it should be. 7:31 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck