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  1. LETS CLEAR THIS UP RIGHT NOW STOP I WHACKED THEM EACH EQUALLY STOP I NEVER PLAYED FAVORITES STOP LIZZIE BORDEN STOP 5:48 PM Oct 22nd from web
  2. THE WINTER PALACE IS GREAT BUT THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING STOP HA HA STOP NO SERIOUSLY THEY ARE ABOUT TO EXECUTE US STOP YOURS THE CZAR STOP 8:25 PM Oct 14th from web
  3. HELP STOP CAUGHT ARM IN MECHANICAL THRESHER STOP LEFT ARM BEHIND TO GO TO TELEGRAPH OFFICE STOP OH THE PAIN STOP 10:12 PM Oct 12th from web
  4. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT COMPUTER HACKERS STOP THE CLATTER OF THE ADDING MACHINES AND THE TUBERCULAR COUGHING MAKES WORK IMPOSSIBLE STOP 5:06 PM Sep 9th from web
  5. READING IN BED IS EASIER BUT EVER SINCE I STARTED GLOWING ITS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ANY SLEEP STOP M CURIE STOP 6:42 AM Sep 9th from web
  6. SIRS STOP IF GOD HAD INTENDED MAN TO FLY HE WOULD HAVE MADE US GIANT BAGS FILLED WITH HYDROGEN AND A PROPELLER AT THE BACK STOP 10:38 AM Sep 7th from web
  7. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATER LILIES QUERY I THOUGHT I WAS PAINTING THE BATTLE OF TRAFALGAR STOP MONET STOP 7:48 AM Sep 4th from web
  8. DEATH STOP DEPRAVITY STOP DISEASE STOP PROSTITUTION STOP DRUGS STOP YOU KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE MAKINGS OF A GOOD OPERA STOP K WEIL STOP 3:05 PM Sep 2nd from web
  9. SIRS STOP THE PROBLEM WITH THE AUTOMOBILE IS THAT WHEN ONE DOES NOT HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF SHOOTING IT WHEN IT CEASES TO PERFORM WELL STOP 1:21 PM Sep 2nd from web
  10. I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL STOP AND BY THAT I MEAN I KILL EVERY DARK-SKINNED MAN I SEE STOP 4:18 PM Aug 28th from web
  11. I THINK OF MYSELF MORE AS A CUTTER THAN A RIPPER STOP YOURS JACK STOP 9:22 PM Aug 26th from web
  12. SIRS STOP TRAINS GET FASTER EVERY DAY STOP HOW LONG BEFORE ONE GOES OVER THIRTY MPH AND ATMOSPHERIC FRICTION CAUSES IT TO EXPLODE QUERY 9:16 PM Aug 26th from web
  13. TO THE EDITOR STOP IF WE GIVE WOMEN THE RIGHT TO VOTE WHAT COMES NEXT QUERY THE RIGHT TO HAVE ORGASMS QUERY YOURS J SMITH STOP 12:00 AM Aug 21st from web
  14. WHEN I SAID THERE WAS A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE I DIDN'T MEAN YOU STOP YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER STOP A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE STOP BARNUM STOP 11:58 PM Aug 20th from web
  15. SIR STOP I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE PILT DOWN MAN IS NOT A FAKE STOP I SHOULD KNOW STOP I MADE HIM MYSELF STOP YOURS DAWSON STOP 11:56 PM Aug 20th from web
  16. I JUST SAW THE JAZZ SINGER STOP I LOVE THAT AL JOLSON STOP PITY ABOUT HIS BIZARRE AND HIDEOUS SKIN CONDITION STOP 7:05 AM Aug 14th from web
  17. MISTER SULLIVAN STOP I AM STUCK STOP FOR GODS SAKE WHAT RHYMES WITH SOCK TUCKER STOP W S GILBERT STOP 9:36 AM Aug 13th from web
  18. IT WAS REALLY BORING OUT HERE UNTIL I FOUND OUT YOU COULD KILL GERMANS STOP FOR FREE STOP AND NO ONE CARES STOP YOURS F NIGHTINGALE STOP 9:32 AM Aug 13th from web
  19. KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT FIFTY THOUSAND VOLTS IN A FROGS BUTT QUERY NEITHER DO I BUT I CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT STOP G WESTINGHOUSE STOP 3:37 AM Aug 9th from web
  20. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN TELEGRAPHING IS NOT TELEGRAPHING STOP STOP LOOK STOP I CANT ALWAYS BE WITTY ALL RIGHT QUERY YOURS OSCAR WILDE STOP 1:03 PM Aug 4th from web
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