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  1. If you're willing to block an aisle in the parking lot to wait for the spot of a family loading children into carseats, you're lazy. about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Marshall Law has been declared in the Penn Square Mall parking lot. 11:03 AM Nov 27th from HootSuite
  3. If you're going to drink and drive this weekend, be sure to take the back roads. 2:46 PM Nov 25th from HootSuite
  4. RT @okbeatnik: This is the way to haul your lumber. Hang it 2-3 feet out each window! Right @ODOT_ROADS ? http://pic.gd/bc1da0 11:47 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. USDOT fined an airline $100K for a six hour delay? We just call that Friday evening on the Turner Turnpike, and we only charge $5. 7:38 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. Holiday travel tip: Just leave now, it's going to take you that long. 6:42 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  7. Cops love NASCAR. That's why they like to drive on our highways. It plays into their fantasy of driving the pace car. 1:10 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. Some people wonder why we leave "Lane Closed" signs up after construction is complete. It's to keep you guessing. 12:26 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. At Penn & Hefner, where we have a sign that says "Right Lane Closed," what we meant to say is "Merge Right." Why aren't people intuiting? 5:45 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  10. RT @JDaveRhea Dear Cops - STOP pulling people over on I-35 during morning commute! You destroy traffic flow way worse than anything else! 6:17 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. RT @NEWS9 Wreck Closes Westbound Turner Turnpike Near Chandler http://bit.ly/4lWdsa // Drivers will be charged extra for the extra time. 6:48 AM Nov 17th from web
  12. Traffic is clear in all directions near #newmediau. It's basically a ghost town. 6:31 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. In honor of Friday the 13th, we will not be turning on street lights tonight. Traffic lights, either. 6:52 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. To save character space, we ask that you mentally add "expect delays" to the end of every one of our tweets. 6:01 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. To better enforce the "merge now" signs, other drivers are encouraged to shoot out the tires of cars that "wait" until the lane ends. 5:59 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. We believe that God approves of profanity, otherwise we would have designed Tulsa's roads very differently. 5:55 PM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  17. Truck carrying catnip overturned on I-35 south near Perry. Seek alternate route if transporting kittens. 9:49 AM Nov 9th from web
  18. Our traffic lights are programmed by the same manatees that write The Family Guy. That's why they are so random. #southparkallusion 5:29 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  19. SHIT! Is it that hard to look for other cars on the road people?! (via @trey_brown)// actually, yes. 5:31 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific
  20. The 100th person to retweet this gets a coupon for 50% off your next speeding ticket. 5:11 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific