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  1. Also, made steak and mushroom pudding from scratch, and it WORKED. Am channelling domestic goddess. And I don't even own a floral pinny. 3:15 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. Cleaned both bathrooms. Scrubbed lino on knees. Scrubbed shower tiles on tiptoe. Unblocked sink. House still dump. In-Laws still coming. 3:12 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. @Hairyfarmer Football is played by gentlemen and watched by thugs, rugby is played by thugs and watched by gentlemen. And me, in my pyjamas. 3:34 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to Hairyfarmer
  4. In-laws coming to stay this weekend. All will be well, and all will be well, and all manner of things will be well. Pass the gin. 4:28 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. @Hairyfarmer Really? Blimey. And while they were admiring your cardiac anomalies, did they have anything useful to say about THE AGONY? 2:48 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to Hairyfarmer
  6. @Hairyfarmer I HOPE it's pensioner. It might be ghosts of past catering. 7:15 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to Hairyfarmer
  7. @Hairyfarmer No village hall is complete without woodworm, fleas and a haunted ice-house in the basement making bone-achingly cold draughts. 4:10 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to Hairyfarmer
  8. Email still borked. I suppose there's no way it'll start working again on Friday 13th. 2:43 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. My email is tres borked. So, if you email me and I don't answer, not my fault. The MacBook died. Not all the email settings were rescueable. 3:41 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. @Hairyfarmer I do own several hundred stackable tupperware boxes and three bags of freezer-bag clips. 8:38 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to Hairyfarmer
  11. I have just blown all the fuses in the house, and now the oven won't work. I was only making cheese on toast. Now cheese on damp bread. Bah. 4:49 AM Nov 11th from web
  12. Today has slapped me across the mouth. I was doing so well. 9:12 AM Nov 10th from web
  13. Weeping over premature demise of my beautiful MacBook Pro. Blue Screen of Death replaced by Sod-Off Screen of Nothing. I loved that computer 1:51 AM Nov 10th from web
  14. Computer is showing Blue Screen of Death. What a wonderful start to the week. 1:07 PM Nov 9th from txt
  15. Just received facebook let's-be-friends from person I haven't seen or heard from in years. She has a new baby. Not the best timing, universe 6:07 AM Nov 9th from web
  16. I cooked dinner two nights running. I am clearly on the mend. Nevertheless, I shall now lie on the couch in PJs and watch rubbish telly. 2:26 PM Nov 7th from web
  17. @MFA_Mama Ooh. Noble of you. You win the moral high-ground but absolutely. 2:23 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to MFA_Mama
  18. @MFA_Mama Oh God. Damn. So sorry. Best wishes to all four of you. 4:32 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to MFA_Mama
  19. Wait, the NHS is taking me seriously? I shall freak out now. 2:26 PM Nov 6th from web
  20. I have to say, sitting about at home moping all day is surprisingly wonderful. Sorry. 5:58 AM Nov 6th from web