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  1. If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? 6:57 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. Why are boxing rings square? 8:54 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Is there any irony in the fact that the words "headache" and "heartache" both begin and end with "he"? 10:30 AM Nov 21st from twidroid
  4. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? 9:26 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open? 9:05 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? 9:02 PM Nov 17th from web
  7. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? 7:05 PM Nov 16th from web
  8. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? 8:06 PM Nov 15th from web
  9. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? 7:16 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. http://twitpic.com/p8pkv - Look what I found @NEngraving They have lots of neat shiny things for me to see there, check it out! 9:01 AM Nov 12th from TwitPic
  11. So is it possible for vegetarians to get butterflies in their stomachs? 8:35 PM Nov 11th from web
  12. What hair color do bald men write on their driver’s license application? 5:10 AM Nov 9th from TwitterBerry
  13. Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very slowly? 8:05 PM Nov 8th from TwitterBerry
  14. Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”? 2:59 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
  15. When French people swear, do they say “Pardon my English”? 9:13 PM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  16. What disease did cured ham have? 5:41 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  17. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 5:08 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  18. Wow! These cards are neat! Check this out @NEngraving Have you seen our Holiday card collection? Check them out here: http://bit.ly/3jG1lw 11:28 AM Nov 4th from web
  19. If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? 9:38 PM Nov 2nd from web
  20. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 7:37 PM Nov 1st from web