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  1. @melisalw @WeaselMomma Great, now she'll want to refer to us as her Entourage. What's next, body shots at the Viper Room with Paris Hilton? 6:55 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to melisalw
  2. Mom says if I do good tonight, that we can take the rubber sheets off my bed tomorrow! #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:32 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  3. I'd love to come in, but my TiVo is broken and Battlestar Galactica starts in 10 minutes. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:29 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  4. Didn't I see you at the last Star Trek convention? #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:25 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  5. I'm a roadie for Yo Yo Ma. #NotToSayOnFIrstDate 12:23 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  6. I actually own TWELVE pairs of underwear; thank you very much! January, February, March.....#NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:21 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  7. The Doc said he needed a Urine, stool and sperm sample; so I just left him my underwear. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:17 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  8. I have a 50% off coupon to Weight-Watchers, if you're interested. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:15 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  9. My first homicide? It was a Weasel named Barb in Chicago; why do you ask? #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:13 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  10. Stalking? Doesn't everyone know your SSN, checking acct pin and blood type? #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:11 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  11. I'll be right back, I have to go to the bathroom and make room for dessert. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 12:00 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  12. I'll have the $49.99 in cheese sauce, please. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 11:59 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  13. I really think Natural Childbirth is the way to go. I'd do it if I had a Uterus. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 11:58 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  14. Would you mind using my DirectTV account number when you sign up? I'll get enough money to pay for dinner. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 11:56 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  15. When I grow up, I want to be just like Harry Reid. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 11:54 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  16. @WeaselMomma I will find my way to Chicago.....and make you pay.....BWaaahaaaahaaahaaa! 11:52 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to WeaselMomma
  17. I get lots of cards on Father's Day, I just don't know who they're from. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 11:50 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  18. @WeaselMomma You're rollin' 11:49 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to WeaselMomma
  19. @dearmisterman Well Mr. Man, are the lambs still screaming? :) 11:49 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to dearmisterman
  20. I think Charlie Manson got a raw deal. #NotToSayOnFirstDate 11:46 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  • Name NukeDad
  • Location North Carolina
  • Web http://nuclearfam...
  • Bio I'm not a pessimist, The cup isn't 1/2 empty. I'm not an optimist, the cup isn't 1/2 full. I'm a realist. The cup is too damn big to begin with.
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