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Notketchup

  1. @vojha sleeping one off?! 7 minutes ago via Plume for Android in reply to vojha
  2. @vojha its "Boooo you whore!" Duh! 13 minutes ago via Plume for Android in reply to vojha
  3. @vojha Awww...that's a sweet tweet :-) 24 minutes ago via Plume for Android in reply to vojha
  4. @NotTheCar @MommySnarksALot Paddy Dougherty is the English fighting dude. Can't recall the other. 26 minutes ago via Plume for Android in reply to NotTheCar
  5. LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! Moms for Queens!! RT @1MillionQueens One Million Queens against One Million "Moms"! Equality for all! 28 minutes ago via Plume for Android
  6. Watching "Veep" with Viggle. Get real rewards just for watching TV. #Veep #viggle 41 minutes ago via Viggle
  7. RT @Area51eh After getting into a fender bender with a midget, he approached me yelling "I'm not happy". So I asked him which one he was. about 1 hour ago via Plume for Android
  8. @melgotserved but she's not from Quahog so FAIL!!! about 1 hour ago via Plume for Android in reply to melgotserved
  9. If Miss Rhode Island isn't from Quahog, she shouldn't win #MissUsa about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android
  10. @pharmmom @MommySnarksALot that us way worse!! about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to pharmmom
  11. @MommySnarksALot @pharmmom oy! I think my personal favs are the jello twins: Orangjello and Lemonjello about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to MommySnarksALot
  12. @smhbrb ba!!! Nice!!! about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to smhbrb
  13. @pharmmom @MommySnarksALot the dad told the story of his name at least once a week. That kid is screwed!! about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to pharmmom
  14. @MommySnarksALot @smhbrb SNAP!!! about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to MommySnarksALot
  15. @smhbrb yeah....also? No movie! about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to smhbrb
  16. @MommySnarksALot @kcvinweho @theTVlady yes :-( until July 15. about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to MommySnarksALot
  17. @MommySnarksALot @pharmmom I knew a couple who named their kid Ramses.....after the condom......that broke. about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to MommySnarksALot
  18. @jas508 JACK IT TO JESUS BITCHES!!! about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to jas508
  19. @NotTheCar I thought Lenny Kravitz was her baby daddy? about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android in reply to NotTheCar
  20. I think they've upgraded to real crack RT @jas508 RT @ImpZilla I wonder how many Pixie Stix these ladies had to consume to get to #MissUSA about 3 hours ago via Plume for Android
  • Name Melanie
  • Location SoCal
  • Bio Looks like Ketchup, tastes like Ketchup but brother, It Ain't Ketchup
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