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  1. To the hundreds of followers of this account. FULL DISCLOSURE: THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT. I'M NOT THE REAL PALIN. Just wanted to be clear... 8:08 AM Jul 9th from web
  2. @Center_Right No, I'm the real Palin. Go ahead, ask me a question only the real Palin would know. 8:02 PM May 10th from web in reply to Center_Right
  3. So what did you tweeple think of that bitch Wanda Sykes last night? Why don't you come to Alaska and get a piece of this Wanda! I DARE YOU!! 7:52 PM May 10th from web
  4. @grahamchilla Do you mean my legs? Yes, I shave my legs. 7:27 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from Election 2008 in reply to grahamchilla
  5. @lammoush Ok, last time explaining this! John has told me that he was very constipated going into this debate. He's almost 80! It happens!!! 7:24 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from Election 2008 in reply to lammoush
  6. @RedCounty Ok let me put this to rest. John told me that he is very constipated tonight. It happens at his age. He's not angry or bitter. 7:21 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from Election 2008 in reply to RedCountysalad
  7. @MatthewAinsley I totally agree! He's at his best when he comes across as uncontrollably bitter with a slight case of constipation. 7:10 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from Election 2008 in reply to MatthewAinsley
  8. @ebj222 For the Record, Jesus is my role model. 6:52 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from web in reply to ebj222
  9. Oh crap... John forgot his flag pin again!!!!! People are going to think he's a terrorist like Obama!!!!!! 6:50 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from web
  10. @DEAlter Your a woman. I'm a woman. I'm your role model. That is how it works. Wait, are you one of those sexists...? 6:48 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from web in reply to DevonAlter
  11. @damonpace I agree!!! We all know that those 'book learning' types with all there elitist pronunciations of words are destroying America... 7:35 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web in reply to damonpace
  12. @lizzy7577 Trust me sister: I'm like best friends with God and that ain't gonna happen... 7:23 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web in reply to lizzy7577
  13. I have a new nickname now? http://tinyurl.com/3qdhmo 6:48 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  14. Damn, John is using the ms. congeniality joke too much. And thanks for the shout out! (I'm the mavrick guys, thats me!) 6:39 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  15. offshore drilling!!! John is nailing it!! Drill here, drill now, pay about 3 cents less within 18 years!!! 6:34 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  16. oh shit... john forgot to wear his flag pin. How are people gonna know he loves America?!?!?!? 6:30 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  17. So I'm just trying to watch the debate from a pub in Philly tonight and all hell is breaking loose... http://twitpic.com/dcrv 5:16 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  18. Katie Couric is such a sexist. And Campbell Brown too. I have been talking to my pastor, and we think Campbell might be a practicing witch.. 5:10 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  19. Ok bitches... this is a big nite... I'm scared as hell that John is gonna blow this... Keep twitter fired up, I'll be checking in all nite.. 5:07 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
  20. Ok, going to bed. gotta get a new email account tomorrow. Just tried sarahpalin@hotmail.com but it's already taken! Anyway, Palin Out! 7:09 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from web
  • Name NotSarah Palin
  • Location Akaska ( Next to Russia)
  • Bio Not Governor of Alaska - This is a parody account
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