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Notbergmann

  1. @Rob_guillory happy bday! Really looking forward to the secret agent POYO one-shot
  2. @TheTomasRios @fakedansavage hands-free reach arounds
  3. @themightylayman @Rob_guillory please tell me the u guys may sell some on your own- for serfs and peasants who can't afford to make it
  4. @CBCebulski @agent_m @laweeklyfood rickys fish tacos are a revelation. Memorable filling meal for me and my wife (w/ aguas frescas) for $10
  5. @CBCebulski I always had a fondness for any "hand-pulled" ales coming up from the cellar. Really takes you back.
  6. @marcmaron usually the one attached to their heads
  7. @CBCebulski change if anything. Food/bev prices are so much higher because they actually pay food service workers a fair wage (vs $2.13/hr)
  8. @menton3 no just no... Everyone has influences and some love theirs... If they compared your work to Lisa Frank's I guess I'd understand
  9. @sbiernacki @jaybetts @beekface better late than never.I've also been slogging through all the books-also awzm-and I'm not that into fantasy
  10. @MikeDrucker Romney will probably just take credit for Obama's support for marriage equality while marginalizing gays himself
  11. @Muldead this really should be a PPV event with all monies going to shoring up tax revenues.
  12. @Muldead or complete a power hour during their speaking time... C-SPAN's ratings would instantly match #JerseyShore
  13. @SteveNiles I love how you refer to him as his creature. People are constantly forgetting who Frankenstein actually was.
  14. @SteveNiles I want to get a hold of one that had all the penises whited out by a prude librarian.
  15. @pennjillette @mrteller Does this all stem from fascination with camera obscura?
  16. #drawsomething twitter.com/Notbergmann/st…
  17. @GR_comics Jimi
  18. @HDouglas83 I'm pretty sure that most of the famous people we consider "successful" are amongst the most selfish people.