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@Nic_Taylor82 @northernrailorg Seems like it unusually. From St Helens Junction to Lime Street. However on Sunday its buses from Central. 5:35 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to Nic_Taylor82
@northernrailorg @pinkbagfury there you go, use your eyes. But your a cyclist who doesn't obey road signs so that explains it. #endofworld 4:44 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to northernrailorg
@Pinkbagfury Why don't you get on your bike and ride somewhere else, stop moaning about petty things. Oh no the posters wrong. #endofworld 4:38 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to Pinkbagfury
But it seems that Northern cant even build a train company in 5 years. @baabaa89 @northernrailorg @ntfail @northernfail 4:35 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to baabaa89
@jimryder @northernrailorg not useless, we needed the other units somewhere else in the depot for a staff party. 4:33 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to jimryder
@garston_ben @northernrailorg but why should people pay for the rubbish service? 4:33 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to garston_ben
@tudgeass @northernrailorg Ah well I guess your used to it. 4:32 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to tudgeass
@RobertLingard @northernrailorg Well done, dont expect it in the future. 4:32 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to RobertLingard
Hi Everyone its Swearing Andy, here until 20:00!! Remember folks Rome wasn't built in a day! @northernrailorg @NTfail @Northernfail 4:31 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to northernrailorg
@Pinkbagfury why don't you go away? If you don't like it don't read it. Not hard is it? Oh wait it prob is for you. 4:29 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Pinkbagfury
@Midgetcorrupter @northernrailorg But your still paying for the crappy trains! 4:27 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to Midgetcorrupter
@northernfail @EdFrench @northernrailorg Hey remember the guard has to get his bag ready if they are finishing shortly. 4:25 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to northernfail
@amarsha5 @northernrailorg Yes you do. You are at the beck and call of Northern Rail. We have your money mwhahaha. 4:24 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to amarsha5
@northernrailorg @wolfmanxci Unacceptable; 4:24 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to northernrailorg
@amarsha5 @northernrailorg Oops were lost then. 4:23 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to amarsha5
@amarsha5 @northernrailorg Well actually it terminates one stop early due to a technical problem fault failure. 4:23 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to amarsha5
@MummyMik @northernrailorg we are really really sorry about that incident which we cant remember anything about. (insert feeble excuse) 4:23 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to MummyMik
. @northernrailorg oh god help us all. The obnoxious customer unfriendly swearing Andy is on twitter to lie to everyone. 4:21 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to northernrailorg
@rachck82 @northernrailorg at the moment its running, we will cancel it with 15mins to go, just because we can. 4:19 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to rachck82

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