NotTinaFey
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Remeber that diet I said I was going to try on Jay Leno? well 10 days later I'm down 8 pounds. - >
4:22 PM Apr 15th, 2010
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Congratulations Mr. Obama!
(Can I get coverage now even with my pre-existing cheese rash?)
(Asking for my friend.)
8:13 PM Mar 21st, 2010
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@ They were a last winter Target dealie.
8:08 PM Mar 21st, 2010
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Also you changed my name and put a T in. AGAIN WTF?
5:32 PM Mar 20th, 2010
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WTF hackers, really??
5:31 PM Mar 20th, 2010
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It wouldn't be summer without that NY garbage smell.
5:57 AM Aug 27th, 2009
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Hopefully, upgraded to Quilt.
3:46 AM Jul 15th, 2009
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Where will Blanket be in ten years?
3:46 AM Jul 15th, 2009
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PSA: Ben & Jerry have a new flavor: Mission to Marzipan.
IT'S AMAZING.
7:21 PM Jun 23rd, 2009
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Oh you kids these days. I can't tell which one is a hipster and which one's a hobo. You're all wearing beards, plaid, and riding a bike.
3:03 PM Jun 10th, 2009
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See, Apple FINALLY made the trackpad a tablet! TOLD YOU IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!
11:59 AM Jun 8th, 2009
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Even though it's almost over, May the 4th be with you!
1:07 PM May 4th, 2009
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Why can't I doodle on my trackpad with a pen thing? I like drawing giants penises on Jon Stewart.
Apple- Doodleytrackpad! Stat!
8:37 PM Apr 28th, 2009
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I think I can safely speak for America when I say, we're not shallow, but please, Britain, do something with Susan Boyle's eyebrows.
3:28 PM Apr 17th, 2009
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I may have lost a chocolate bunny somewhere in this bed...
Don't judge me.
10:03 AM Apr 12th, 2009
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It's so nice out. It almost makes me want to go for a walk.
Almost.
9:36 AM Apr 10th, 2009
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Let's put our cards on the table: I dutch oven you -hilarious. You dutch oven me -I barf in the bed.
4:44 AM Mar 11th, 2009
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Amos probably didn't start out Famous, but with cookies this good, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy.
10:55 AM Feb 12th, 2009
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Am I eating a Caramello bar for lunch? Yes. Yes I am.
12:06 PM Feb 3rd, 2009
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What does Monica Lewinski say to her new boyfriend?
"It's close, but it's no cigar."
8:28 AM Jan 20th, 2009
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