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  1. Send us oneline jokes as a direct message and we may publish them on our site ;-) about 9 hours ago from API
  2. What country makes you shiver? Chile. about 9 hours ago from API
  3. What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone. 10:35 AM Nov 25th from API
  4. What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation. 10:35 AM Nov 24th from API
  5. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. 10:35 AM Nov 23rd from API
  6. Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink. 10:35 AM Nov 22nd from API
  7. Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! 10:35 AM Nov 21st from API
  8. Send us oneline jokes as a direct message and we may publish them on our site ;-) 10:35 AM Nov 20th from API
  9. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job 10:35 AM Nov 20th from API
  10. Send us oneline jokes as a direct message and we may publish them on our site ;-) 10:35 AM Nov 19th from API
  11. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? 10:35 AM Nov 19th from API
  12. If you can't read this, you're illiterate. 10:35 AM Nov 18th from API
  13. Send us oneline jokes as a direct message and we may publish them on our site ;-) 10:35 AM Nov 17th from API
  14. What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede. 10:35 AM Nov 17th from API
  15. Send us oneline jokes as a direct message and we may publish them on our site ;-) 10:35 AM Nov 16th from API
  16. How does a pig go to hospital? In a hambulance. 10:35 AM Nov 16th from API
  17. What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car? A pink car-nation. 10:35 AM Nov 15th from API
  18. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder 10:35 AM Nov 14th from API
  19. Send us oneline jokes as a direct message and we may publish them on our site ;-) 10:35 AM Nov 13th from API
  20. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils. 10:35 AM Nov 13th from API