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NotSirSorrell

  1. @YewTree I regret it and am appalled ... that our Argentinian colleagues would be so foolish as to jeopardise our huge #profit in the UK. 4:31 PM May 6th via web in reply to YewTree
  2. You cannot buy my G6, but you can buy @iaintait's G3 for $400 on Craigslist :: bit.ly/IDBRsZ 3:17 PM May 6th via TweetDeck
  3. And whilst I think of it, how is it that the normally boisterous @arrington is so silent about Arianna? on.wsj.com/JIxXgY 12:34 PM May 4th via TweetDeck
  4. .@arrington & @andrewbaron Congratulations on the new job. They offered it to me, but it didn't pay enough. Carol took all the real money. 12:28 PM May 4th via TweetDeck
  5. @timothylindsay Thanks for the follow. About those pencils ... You know how much I like them. Lunch, golf or bribe? The choice is yours. 12:55 PM Apr 19th via Seesmic
  6. Been shopping. Caviar, anyone? ... WPP Makes Big Leap Into E-Commerce, Leads On $10M mySupermarket Investment tcrn.ch/ISehCy 10:32 AM Apr 19th via TweetDeck
  7. Seems @iaintait "can’t quite believe it" but I believe there's one less geek for me to worry about in adland. bit.ly/J4y0Qn #niceone 6:10 PM Apr 16th via TweetDeck
  8. @rorysutherland It's about time you followed me here. I was about to cut your conference budget, which would leave you with so little to do. 2:16 AM Mar 16th via web
  9. Trust me, ownership helps. RT @Rishadt: Great story in Ad Age on the challenge of growing old and being in advertising. bit.ly/AzSgvx 3:41 AM Jan 30th via TweetDeck
  10. @Rishadt As I have grown older, I have found that owning agencies is the easiest and most profitable way to stay employed. What about you? 3:40 AM Jan 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Rishadt
  11. I have lowered WPP's forecasts on the news that @JessGreenwood has joined @rga as Director of Business Strategy. My bonus remains intact. 9:02 AM Jan 11th via TweetDeck
  12. If Cantona could be President of France, then surely I should be King of the world! 10:51 AM Jan 10th via Seesmic
  13. Nice of @rupertmurdoch to join Twitter. With each careless tweet, @NWScorp market cap sinks making it that much easier for me to buy. 3:49 PM Jan 2nd via web
  14. Wishing you all the best for 2012, but of course somewhat less than me. 2:12 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via Seesmic
  15. Unforgivable omission from @bahjournalist means I will not buy @Mashable in 2012 :: on.mash.to/sYr5lI 2:57 AM Dec 31st, 2011 via Seesmic
  16. @daanvanrossum @kenanali @cubemate I win. 5:08 PM Dec 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to daanvanrossum
  17. @andresfloresp The key is to exaggerate. In advertising we call it puffery. Add some puffery to your PR portfolio, like @JWT_Worldwide @RGA. 5:06 PM Dec 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to andresfloresp
  18. @steverubel I am perplexed. Why are you still here? I was under the impression that you, @armano et al had parted ways with Twitter. 4:31 PM Dec 22nd, 2011 via TweetDeck in reply to steverubel
  19. .@milesnadal I tend to keep my numbers a bit more private. Perhaps that was to be a DM to @ArleneDickinson? Hope all is well on the boat. 4:28 PM Dec 22nd, 2011 via TweetDeck
  20. Surely, she owes @karaswisher a %. "Bartz's severance package for termination without cause tops $10mm" cnet.co/p9AV9H 2:07 AM Sep 8th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  • Name Not Martin Sorrell
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  • Bio I lead. I do not follow. I run things. If you're lucky, I'll buy you.
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