NotShaqONeal
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You can't bring a good cactus down
11:51 PM Oct 21st
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You 're is a contraction for you are @ I am The Big Professor. Shaquissimo. El Don Dadda.
10:04 AM Sep 4th
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Yes @ my show pits me against earthlings
3:06 PM Sep 3rd
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I'm the Big Witness Protection Program. Cleveland fans, I got your back.
8:32 AM Jul 16th
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Interviewing with ESPN = Entertaining Shaq Parody Network
12:18 PM Jul 9th
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People say I have a Cavalier attitude
4:23 PM Jun 26th
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Coach Popavich looks like the Fail Whale
2:55 PM Apr 28th
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TNT's showin my Tweets on the big screen, who needs Charles?
7:39 PM Mar 26th
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Nobody really knows what type of cactus I am. But I will prick you if you touch me the wrong way.
9:30 PM Mar 14th
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Quien es tu Papa? El Shaquaro.
3:50 PM Mar 9th
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Stan Van Gundy reminds me of a broke navigational system. He knows everything about everything but ain't never been nowhere.
8:43 PM Mar 4th
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Seven Seconds or Shaq™
3:28 PM Mar 2nd
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Toronto and LA can call me The Big Supernova.
2:39 PM Mar 2nd
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The Paint. If I get that thing down there in that area, that’s 67% lifetime. If you don’t believe me, Google it. I’m on the Internet.
6:45 PM Feb 26th
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Win or lose, I am programmed to do more. That’s because I am the other son of Jor-El - Superman.
6:42 PM Feb 26th
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
6:20 PM Feb 26th
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Drink Vitamin Water, brush your teeth and count little Dragics dunking on the Clippers. Good Night twittaz
9:59 PM Feb 18th
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It's Vanilla Sky Amundson time. Dropped 140 last night, oops Suns did it again.
9:56 PM Feb 18th
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I'm the Big Scotty Skiles
8:44 PM Feb 18th
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Alvin’s the coach. We must be the Clippers.
2:18 PM Feb 17th
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