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NotNormStewart

@GabeSmith21 I'm not sure what side you're on... But this is fun to me 8:59 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to GabeSmith21
I bet @smurfswagger answers the phone with "Hi, welcome to McDonalds" out of force of habit 8:44 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android
I bet @smurfswagger's lost his last girlfriend because of a slow leak that even duct tape couldn't fix 8:42 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android
I bet @smurfswagger watches midget porn every night, until his mom comes to the basement and tells him to go to bed 8:40 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android
I bet @smurfswagger is that friend that shows up everywhere, even though no one invited him 8:39 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android
@B_Freeman #ArguingWithIdiots 8:26 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to B_Freeman
@smurfswagger Basis was you all were all over AP when he was struggling and your were hot. Now it's the opposite. And now you aren't talking 8:24 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to smurfswagger
@smurfswagger If you don't care so much then why did you bring it up? you have the logic of a kU fan. 8:21 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to smurfswagger
Apparently I ruffled a few feathers in Bird Nation with my Pujols tweet. I just want to say... get the hell over it. It was a twitter joke 8:19 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android
@smurfswagger If my life revolves around twitter, don't you think i'd have more than like 15 tweets in the last month? And who started this? 8:16 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to smurfswagger
@smurfswagger It was a twitter joke,all in fun. And thanks for saying you think I'm a Royals fan, hope your 29 followers don't get mad at me 8:15 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to smurfswagger
@smurfswagger Appreciate the sympathy, and I'm sorry you're a giant douche 8:08 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to smurfswagger
@smurfswagger Haha, this guy 7:04 AM Jun 2nd via TweetCaster for Android in reply to smurfswagger
@StuffRynoSays @MZUMAT I'm pretty sure that could be considered cheating. Also pretty sure I'm completely ok with it 9:11 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android in reply to StuffRynoSays
Yeah I think I've heard his name a few times, usually following "The Great" RT @MZUMAT: @NotNormStewart So I take it you've heard of him... 9:04 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
Some guy huh? RT @MZUMAT: First Mizzou no-hitter was Apr. 13, 1956 by some guy named Norm Stewart, member of the 1954 nat'l champion team. 8:59 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
At least the Cardinals have an umpire to blame tonight instead of Pujols... But I find it weird that a former Met was the one robbed... 8:14 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
Mizzou Baseball vs Arizona on ESPNU tonight at 10:30. Every guy needs to watch, the "Tuscan 12" might be there! #GoogleThem #YoureWelcome 4:00 PM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
Big12 w/ MU: "We are equal to the SEC." Big12 to MU as we leave "Have fun getting beat every week." If you're "equal" how does that work? 8:23 AM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android
The winner of the national spelling bee got a set of encyclopedias? These kids have a shit ton wedgies coming their way in a few years 6:08 AM Jun 1st via TweetCaster for Android