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NotNickSametz

  1. The one good thing about my girlfriend being away is I don't have to look good for anybody! 2:46 PM Jun 1st via web
  2. There's an M&M's store in NYC!!?? Why am I now learning this? 8:16 PM May 31st via TweetCaster for Android
  3. Having a girl I like talk about how great her new boyfriend is, is my version of cutting myself. 1:46 PM May 31st via web
  4. Some drunk asshole pissed my bed last night. 3:02 AM May 31st via TweetCaster for Android
  5. How do you pluralise "Status"? Stati? 4:06 PM May 29th via TweetCaster for Android
  6. Driving around the Muskoka lakes and I'm smelling weeeed!! Oh wait, that's me. 8:49 AM May 29th via TweetCaster for Android
  7. Coconut water is what I'd imagine Donovan Bailey's sperm tastes like. 5:13 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for Android
  8. Can't get the fresh sheets to fit on my bed so I hope I can get a hotel room this late in the day. 1:22 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
  9. Why can't they ever perfect the technology of a hands-free sink? 12:51 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
  10. If I ever had to change the name of my band, I'd change it to Xoma (Coma) because I like fucking around with x's. 12:32 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
  11. Going from red bean ice cream to the mango ice cream is like walking from the men's washroom to the women's washroom. #atthesushibar 11:10 AM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
  12. Is that your phone vibrating or mine? Oh it's not mine. IT'S NEVER MINE. 11:07 AM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
  13. Phone just auto corrected "tease" to "read" because I totally meant to call her a cockread. 12:01 PM May 24th via TweetCaster for Android
  14. Chanel is a little too relaxed. via.me/-1c1ezm6 12:27 PM May 23rd via TweetCaster for Android
  15. Driving through the rich area of Oakville pointing out the houses for sale like I can actually afford one is my window shopping. 8:11 AM May 23rd via TweetCaster for Android
  16. Walked into a school office with a plate of maple fudge sitting on the counter. I wasn't offered one and now I have to burn the place down. 6:42 AM May 23rd via TweetCaster for Android