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Weather.com reports in San Francisco it is 57° right now, and will be 80° in 30 minutes. Can't wait to see..err feel that.about 5 hours ago from web
Toxoplasmosis turning the world into Zombies 1 litter box at a time, http://tinyurl.com/csaspu. Next stop World War Z.about 19 hours ago from web
Major 2 year old milestone today. Eli is now a 2 pancake man! (Oh and have you ever had Nutella on pancakes? You should.)8:51 AM Jul 12th from web
Some kids are a mess a minute, Eli is two.3:53 PM Jul 11th from web
@jumojr Puppy Peeping http://bit.ly/1alIBU11:59 AM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
@brian_tong @raygun01 Wow! Best Apple Byte ever? I think so. http://tinyurl.com/l8njll8:01 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to brian_tong
@raygun01 How do I get that sponsorship for my day?3:52 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to raygun01
Group meeting song was Coming to America, but all I could hear was Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond http://tinyurl.com/c5laqe. Both awesome.12:01 PM Jul 10th from web
Dude some guy just got in the casual carpool car behind me! Not cool!8:00 AM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
The moon is pretty much the size of Texas right now.10:36 PM Jul 8th from web
Sweating like a pig on the bus. (Do pigs actually sweat?)5:43 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
I know you probably won't believe me, but Excel is clearly doing its math wrong.3:04 PM Jul 7th from web
@acedtect Battery Hack == Brilliant idea! And those gloves are a nice touch.2:37 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to acedtect
You are not allowed to take the elevator to the 2nd floor if the only thing you are carrying is your coffee!1:23 PM Jul 6th from web
So sleepy. Time for bed. Someone please tell revellers fireworks time is over at midnight.12:23 AM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
Little American Flags For Other http://bit.ly/NbaKi10:25 AM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
At parade in Alameda and Frank Chu is here "working". That guy gets around. I assume he is protesting the imperialist alien horse dung.10:02 AM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
... considers: how bad would it be to sleep in a bed with cat puke.... it's only on the top covers...12:44 AM Jul 3rd from web
Really cat? Puke on the bed and then the floor right as I'm about to get into bed? Nice.12:39 AM Jul 3rd from web
http://twitpic.com/936x7 - Who Wore It Best? Eli (@jumojr) vs Teddy Bear3:41 PM Jul 2nd from TwitPic