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NotMoz

  1. Please pass me a piece of vegan chocolate birthday cake. Thanks, luv.
  2. Axl, I know how you feel. #rnrhof
  3. "Stay in my arms, if you dare/Or must I imagine you there." A line I wish I wrote first. #ripwhitney
  4. If @SimonCowell calls, please patch him right through. I'm certain I have more synonyms for "dreadful" than he does.
  5. May the new year be better than the last year, as this may be our last year to be better.
  6. My friend @rustyrockets: I suppose it's a good thing for you that The Smiths: The Complete is available for your break-up soundtrack.
  7. To all feeling morose during this time of the year: welcome to the club. Stay awhile, won't you?
  8. Oh, tortilla with veggies and rice: you are the only one who understands me.
  9. My drummer missed beat and I gave him a piercing look. It apparently injured his eye. Apologies to Oakland, but I do have standards.
  10. San Francisco, open your Golden Gate. Oh, wait, I'm playing in Oakland? At least there will finally be a "there" there.
  11. Sometimes when I'm bored in my hotel room, I just practice my Windsor Knot over and over.
  12. Memo to Brian Grazer: I'm available for this year's death montage.
  13. No Shave November? Not a chance. I do have *some* standards.
  14. I fear I am headed for a Where Are They Now programme if I am not signed soon.
  15. My vegetable peeler broke. *Again*.
  16. People celebrating *Nevermind*'s 20th anniversary*: You missed the *Kill Uncle* 20th, but next year is 20 since *Your Arsenal*.
  17. @robinmozangeles I'm in it for the fashion, darling.
  18. Why doesn't anyone ever call me for these "In Memorium" montages? Too on the nose? #Emmys
  19. I do really want to be on a label again, but then I remember playing industry showcases. Ghastly.
  20. Yes, I'll be touring The Colonies again this autumn. Will play a few new compositions to entice a label to get them out to the world.