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  1. RT @PastorMark: My friend Pastor Matt Chandler apparently had a seizure, passed out, fell...http://bit.ly/6QbF0u // Please pray for Matt.
  2. I'm thankful for my friend @fakejohnpiper who's picture is on my refrigerator; right next to Bono.
  3. I'm also thankful that I live in Dallas and not Houston. #ItCouldBeWorse
  4. Happy Thanksgiving! I'm thankful that I don't baptize infants. And neither did Jesus. #WhatAreYouThankfulFor
  5. @notrickwarren what's your deal today, Rick? Am I no longer good enough for your purposes?
  6. And maybe this year we can use fog machines, lasers and other kitchy stuff I often rant about.
  7. Putting together my Advent sermon series entitled: "Don't Buy Presents For People You Wicked Idolater, Jesus Is Enough."
  8. @JonMcIntosh Here in Dallas: FoxNews.Com
  9. RT @edgedood: listenin to matt chandler preach. repentance and yelling. my 2 favorite things! :) // You're welcome. Go and repent now.
  10. If you're a grown man and your football team is making you an emotional trainwreck, you need to repent. #CowboysStink
  11. @edgedood stay in the wurd brutha
  12. Hey, how are we @fakeApostlePaul? Could you tell my friends here that 1 Thess. 4 isn't the rapture, and that you never taught this. Thanks.
  13. @FakeSpurgeon Almost my friend, almost.
  14. @DanBirch84 Funny, someone who goes to the Village mentioned that I was "spot on." Sorry if I offended you.
  15. @fakeplanter that's what we would call "over-contextualization." The answer is yes, that would be bad.
  16. RT @fakejohnpiper: Also: Ask Pastor @fakejohnpiper: "Why do u abominate the werewolf movie?" Because God hates it http://tinyurl.com/yz8yvxh
  17. RT @notrickwarren: @NotMattChandler I was going to but my wife wouldn't let me. // Guess we need to address complementarianism issues?
  18. RT @fakejohnpiper: @NotMattChandler I gave up the picture show when "The Sting 2" stole my three dollars. // I wasn't born then, sorry.
  19. @just_joe_scibbe We need to get the GOSPEL right before we worry about contextualization. BOOM.
  20. I wonder if my fake friends @fakepastormark, @fakejohnpiper, @notrickwarren, @fakespurgeon & @fakeapostlepaul saw "new moon."