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  1. RT @saxopwned "lol apparently I was misquoted in some oberlin review article last year" // A rite of passage. You've made it.
  2. Virgin Mobile launched a Fearless campaign: http://bit.ly/8bzsj1. I think ours would've worked better if we had more hot dudes kissing.
  3. I'm nervous about @sustainableca choosing fluffy pink walls for the E College St Project http://j.mp/6NZwec. I hope their gamble pays off.
  4. @ben_jones Make it happen.
  5. Oberlin needs more working fireplaces. Keith: get on this.
  6. Just had to outbid TMZ on a bunch of photographs of me taken by paparazzi last weekend. Expensive but worth it. No one can find out about my
  7. @ben_jones Why can't we have nice things like this http://youtube.com/watch?v=HHN_smdkxOA ?
  8. @ryanbrazell Also, Yale can do no wrong. Also, I don't believe Hindus, dirty dancers, evolutionists, and immodest women are hell-bound.
  9. @ryanbrazell I think infringing on the bigot's speech would be a dick move. Instead, they're adding more (and very /hot/) "speech."
  10. Yale, I love you: http://yaledailynews.com/media/2009/12/04/preacher-2/.
  11. @MrChank http://oberwiki.net/Hipsters
  12. I'd wish you a happy Repeal of Prohibition Day but that'd bring attention to my not signing onto the Amethyst Initiative http://j.mp/4vyIwa.
  13. Fevrd. Fevstar. Screw Twitter: go to the Feve and earn some real stars.
  14. ITT Tech offers "Education For The Future." Kind of makes you feel better and less guilty about going to an elite institution, eh?
  15. @MEDirda Kris Allen will be visiting me then. You'll be getting Kris². I'll let you take a minute and soak that hotness in.
  16. @ahhrrr Thank you.
  17. Not mandating trustees authenticate their identity (eg DNA tests) when they meet is bad. There could be impostors, shapeshifters, or aliens!
  18. Why haven't you people sent me gifts? Or at least a birthday card? Rude.
  19. Happy Birthday @Oberlin.
  20. John Brown, who helped survey Oberlin and was joined by several Obies at Harpers Ferry, should be pardoned http://bit.ly/8Jlzn3. Seriously.