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NotJayCutler

  1. Hey bros, they were on sale, 2-for-1... twitter.com/NotJayCutler/s… 1:45 PM May 3rd via web
  2. Whatever, dudes, I'm No. 1... twitter.com/NotJayCutler/s… 11:57 AM May 3rd via web
  3. Best birthday present? Jäger. 11:02 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. That's funny, Alshon is my top baby name. 5:02 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Oh it's Weeden? Then Hester must love him. 7:16 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Wheeden looks like a sex change at Wendy's. 7:13 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. First job, Shea - rub Cavs' feet. 7:00 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I think it's smart that the NFL runs Bengals picks through metal detectors. 6:51 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. My guess is the Bears take DeCastro. At least my spine hopes so. 6:47 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Roger Goodell is committing way too many holding penalties. 6:41 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. We can't decide whether to paint the baby's room blue for the Bears or pink for the Broncos. 6:30 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Just sent Forte $20 via PayPal. Hopefully he'll chill out now. 6:26 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Our biggest need is good taste in women for Urlacher. 6:21 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. This draft needs more strippers. 6:16 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Who's going number 1 in the draft? Who gives a shit if it ain't me? 3:52 PM Apr 26th via web
  16. Boy, my baby kicks hard. So I know Gould's not the dad. 4:14 PM Apr 16th via web
  17. The big question on everyone's mind is: Where will Peyton Manning be holding a clipboard this NFL season? 9:46 AM Mar 14th via web
  • Name NotJayCutler
  • Location Chicago, AKA The Queefy City
  • Bio Jay Cutler is the best QB in the NFL. Dick. #ThrowsBeforeHoes
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