NotJayCutler
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I hate when my Mom keeps calling when I'm trying to beat-off to porn on my iPhone.
29 minutes ago
from mobile web
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My breakfast of champions is six eggs, two pounds of bacon, a shot of Patron, and two morning after pills. You can never be too safe.
about 2 hours ago
from web
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I like to get up in the morning and go for a long run. Usually because I woke up in some ugly bitch's bed.
about 3 hours ago
from web
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There's nothing worse than beating off after eating hot wings.
about 12 hours ago
from web
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@ Am I playing this week? Urlacher wants to go to the Hatebreed show in Milwaukee on Saturday and we don't want to drive back.
about 18 hours ago
from web
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Truth is, I can chug a
40 faster than @ could run a 40.
about 20 hours ago
from web
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Every Thanksgiving my family volunteers in a soup kitchen. And every year I piss in the soup.
about 22 hours ago
from web
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I don't really have any Thanksgiving plans. Just gonna hope that I don't get bombed on Mad Dog and stick my dick in the turkey again.
about 23 hours ago
from web
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Why are girls so opposed to walking home in the morning? That jizz ain't gonna sweat itself out.
7:50 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Can't decide how to wear my hat; foward (brim to the left) or backward (brim to the right).
6:01 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Vince Young and I have a lot in common. We both replaced alcoholics and we love white women.
7:50 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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@ I know you're joking because nobody on the Bears offense blocks.
7:31 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Maybe I should tell people I'm going to kill myself. Seems to be working fine for Vince Young.
6:55 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Patrick Mannelly suggested I go out and bang a fat chick to break out of this funk. OK, but I'm not licking her butthole.
5:47 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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I'm pretty bummed about all this criticism. I don't even have the desire to go to Hooters tonight.
3:29 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Coach Lovie wants to hit up a showing of New Moon tonight. He thinks we might find a new offensive line in the audience.
1:27 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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People in Chicago are awesome. Everywhere I go they remind me that I'm number one.
11:50 AM Nov 23rd
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@ That's a great question. My two favorite things about Vandy were 1) banging sluts and 2) never calling them again.
10:18 AM Nov 23rd
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@: You lay out my clothes better than my mom.
10:05 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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We may have lost last night, but nothing's gonna stop me and Hunter from buying brand new Lucky Jeans!
9:34 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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- Name NotJayCutler
- Location Chicago and Fucktown
- Bio Jay Cutler is the best QB in the NFL. Dick.
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