NotHot
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My uterus is the size of a basketball.
I hate basketball.
about 4 hours ago
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This week in gestation: My baby is as big as an eggplant.
I hate eggplant.
about 4 hours ago
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@ Earl Grey, hot.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to troublebrother
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@ You are hired! Do you also look hot washing dishes and mopping floors?
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to deergirl
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@ OMG! I liked Linus before and grew to love him as my son grew to love his blanket. Super avatar!
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to apelad
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@ Time for your meds!
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to joesmithreally
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She caught an infection from the hospital or staff, but she's thankful for modern medicine that has antibiotics.
about 10 hours ago
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@ Linda Carter is in your department?
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to stevewhitaker
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Hubby reads me a headline about a black hole. I start crying because I think he's making fun of my vagina. Again.
about 14 hours ago
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@ And the fancy cheese section of the deli.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to TheDelicateFlwr
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@ I won't do it! They're MY Skittles, and I'll eat them if I want.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to urkillingme
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@ You guys get well soon!
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to PolarBear_
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Ain't no party like a diaper butt party, 'cause a diaper butt party has poop!
No, really, I'm singing it.
about 16 hours ago
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I love you facebook for allowing me to laugh at the messes others create for themselves.
about 17 hours ago
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@ We are limited to stock on hand. No cocoa cereals.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to jimmj8871
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@ November & December are all about the pie & whipped cream & fudge & buttered rolls, and January is for wondering how we got fat.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to bonchmom
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@ Oh, geeze, that sucks. At least there is pie.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to funtobefemale
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Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk, my preteen is making this a thing.
about 17 hours ago
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@ Ha ha ha! Like there is any other way for a pregnant lady to drop 15 pounds overnight.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to shueytexas
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@ Totally a nightmare!
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to bonchmom
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- Name Jayne Dough
- Location very near the candy dish
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Stuck at home mom in a pony tail and flip flops. Typical.
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