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NotDRovell

  1. Dammit. I had under $110,781,724.75 RT @darrenrovell: Tiger Woods will boost his on-course career earnings to $110,781,728. #sigfigsunday about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. 1.007 kisses per female contestant! RT @darrenrovell: Richard Dawson must hold the record for the man who kissed the most women on the cheek about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Perhaps. But never underestimate America's fatness RT @darrenrovell: Saturation point is coming if it isn't yet here... #cupcakes 7:02 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @burnSTYLEr @djsteveporter I couldn't do, well, anything in that bed w/o the Super Mario Bros theme racing through my head. 6:26 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to burnSTYLEr
  5. Mathematics are your friend. So are spelling & common sense RT @JoseCanseco: Mathematicly we would become extinct in 2 years without laws 6:09 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Horrendous use of medium RT @JasonSobelGC: Worth noting that @jacknicklaus follows nobody. Both in major championship titles and on Twitter. 8:55 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Anyone heard from Jimmer today? Just would like to be sure that he's ok. Big night for the kid last night. 8:11 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Proposed NYC large soda ban is a potential windfall for restaurants and theaters in Yonkers & Teaneck. Forecasting 156.801% increases. 5:47 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Man, I'd have been pissed if Suzanne Pleshette was in bed next to me this morning. #Mets 5:10 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Not only has @johansantana not tweeted tonight, he hasn't tweeted since Wednesday. He'll never get max exposure this way. #rovelltweets 9:30 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @cjf125 he did it. Of course he did. 9:12 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cjf125
  12. @MerKenyon is that game over yet? Seriously, I remember that one! 7:51 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MerKenyon
  13. EVAR!! RT @RovellsAbacus: No one should go 36 minutes without tweeting! MT @darrenrovell ... @Mets Twitter feed hasn't tweeted in 36 minutes 7:51 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. World's biggest troll RT @Kingseanlouie: #mets still won't win NL east. It took that bum 130+ to do it. Pathetic. haha wackest no-no ever 7:39 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Here's our hero crop dusting the franchise's first no hitter RT @darrenrovell: The Mets ANNOUNCED attendance tonight: 27,069. 7:00 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Already ruined by the blown call. But, no. RT @williamfleitch: If this NO-HIT BID ends up called after seven, does it still count for you? 5:50 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Can newsprint pages get "sticky"? We'll soon know RT @JimmyTraina: It's way too early in the day to get this excited. twitpic.com/9rkj3j 4:30 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Thank you. I am 96.227% humbled by this RT @bradendreiling: @NotDRovell you are awesome. You made my day 73.7659% better 3:35 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  19. My County Fair is coming up soon. I'll be handicapping the rabbits. I've picked the winner 9 yrs straight. #ipickeveryrabbit 7:44 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  20. I'm glad Kruk isn't on Baseball Tonight. The sudden intelligence shift from spellers to Kruk would disturb time-space continuum 6:45 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name NotDarrenRovell
  • Bio Put on Earth to call out nonsense. Inspired by Fire Joe Morgan and @drewmagary. At 160 characters, this Bio has 14.3% more characters than an actual tweet!!!!!!
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