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  1. @gamble_la what up, mother flippers! about 9 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to gamble_la
  2. @TotalLongo Yeah, definitely. Needs booze though. about 9 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to TotalLongo
  3. @TotalLongo Nope. Saving it for when I'm good and drunk. about 9 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to TotalLongo
  4. 'Shit out of luck' becomes 'ship out of dock'. Have I gotten a censored version or was it actually made like this? #Todd&TheBookOfPureEvil about 9 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  5. It's quite funny, well written, but not very well made. about 9 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  6. In 'Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil', the characters can smoke joints but they can't say 'ass' or 'bullshit'. about 9 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  7. @MatthewBluth it's Canadian, eh. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to MatthewBluth
  8. @MatthewBluth It's also very annoying the way they can't swear! Hatch=ass for example. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to MatthewBluth
  9. @MatthewBluth It's writing and direction don't fit. It's annoying. It's written like a ridiculous thing but directed very, very plainly. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to MatthewBluth
  10. Giving 'Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil' a go. I do not have high hopes, to be honest. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  11. @Csqur I'll get that soon... about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to Csqur
  12. @GazzPH90 "God save the meeee" about 12 hours ago via web in reply to GazzPH90
  13. Crossed: Family Values... It might just be more messed up than the original Crossed book. about 13 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  14. @i_nesbot Incorrect. about 14 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to i_nesbot
  15. @ElectricCouch Ballisticow #CowFilms #AlsoAReferenceVeryFewWillGet about 14 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to ElectricCouch
  16. @i_nesbot You, Sir, are a goddamned fool. about 14 hours ago via TweetList Pro in reply to i_nesbot
  17. Spending the afternoon installing and subsequently playing all the PC games I've ever bought. (2x Humble Bundles) about 15 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  18. One month until Vegas. about 17 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  19. The Chicken Nugget meal from McDonalds that I just ate should have won awards. about 18 hours ago via web
  20. I'm going to start a charity that aids the families of murdered charity muggers. So it's okay to murder them. Kind of. about 18 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  • Name Metal Gear Chris
  • Location Liverpool. Usually.
  • Bio /appropriately self-depreciating bio. I am a writer. I think things. You probably won't have heard of me.
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