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NotBillWalton

  1. VIDEO: Tiger Woods' epic shot and fist pump at 16: bit.ly/tigerpump 4 minutes ago via web
  2. The hair rises on the back of my neck when I watch Tiger perform at his best, as a once in a lifetime superbeing capable of sheer miracles. 15 minutes ago via web
  3. Tiger Woods & LeBron James may share a birthday..but one thing they evidently don't share is the magical clutch gene. #ThrowItDown Tiger! 19 minutes ago via web
  4. Every time Tiger Woods combines an epic roar with a triumphant pump of his fist, a new species of intergalactic life is created. 40 minutes ago via web
  5. Tiger Woods is on a marvelous exploration in search of a win, a solo quest of soul searching deep on Mother Nature's beautiful green oasis. about 1 hour ago via web
  6. Incredible! LeBron reached out to President Obama regarding Game 4: bit.ly/LqEGuq about 3 hours ago via web
  7. BREAKING: After being arrested for a DUI, Justin Blackmon has decided to take his talents somewhere that drunk driving is cheered: NASCAR. about 3 hours ago via web
  8. Another huge crash at NASCAR. For guys that just have to make one big left turn, they sure are pretty awful at driving. about 3 hours ago via web
  9. Throw it DOWN, Jacob, throw it DOWN! RT @JacobPowell12 Your tweet was in the Oklahoman. Twice! lockerz.com/s/214175016 about 4 hours ago via web in reply to JacobPowell12
  10. Brian Shaw was interviewed for the Bobcats job. That makes 9 candidates & only Ewing ruled out. Even now Jordan finds ways to embarrass him. about 4 hours ago via web
  11. Jaquars rookie Justin Blackmon was arrested for a DUI. If I was drafted by Jacksonville I'd probably drink all day too. about 5 hours ago via web
  12. BREAKING: Russell WestBrook sued by Denise Huxtable over Gordon Gatrell design: bit.ly/russlawsuit about 17 hours ago via web
  13. Even though none of them have ever watched a hockey game, every LA Lakers fan has now updated their Facebook status to: 'Yay Kings up 2-0!!" about 18 hours ago via web
  14. #OhTheHumanity Russell Westbrook's press conference clothes: bit.ly/Nulj5z about 18 hours ago via web
  15. After OKC/Spurs, my rant on @RealSkipBayless: bit.ly/KUGFIe about 18 hours ago via web
  16. First tweet after the game and mental midget @RealSkipBayless rips Russell Westbrook. Typical trollish psycho babble nonsense! about 19 hours ago via web
  • Name Not Bill Walton
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  • Bio The parody artist formerly known as @TheBillWalton and winner of National Lampoon's Twitter Award for 'Best Fake Feed'! Contact: notbillwalton@gmail.com
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