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sherry is brilliant. night all and thanks for being so ace x about 2 hours ago from web
love the fact my mum sprinkled Neutradol outside my room. I have not been in my room for 2 weeks neither am i a homeless smelly dog about 2 hours ago from web
@curlyvix Its 12.40am? Media land needs me tomorrow . Nothing a wanky coffe won't sort out. FULL FAT MOCHA PLS about 2 hours ago from web in reply to curlyvix
@curlyvix keep the 30th Jan free - I am going to be 48! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to curlyvix
just met a spider and asked if was the one that chewed my power cable to pieces. he was in a hurry about 3 hours ago from web
A brilliant idea listening to Thomas Dybdhal. A true melody maker and sweet lyricist about 4 hours ago from web
@curlyvix glad you're on the YES TO SHERRY vibe! dates before crimbo for you? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to curlyvix
woah - sherry is 17% . That I did not know about 5 hours ago from web
@JuppyJuppJupp all good, at some point soon :) about 5 hours ago from web in reply to JuppyJuppJupp
@JuppyJuppJupp i am overwhelmed with the goodness of people of late. Reminds me I often don't think to ask. Roll on 2010! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to JuppyJuppJupp
Me "May I have a hug and sherry when I return home?" Answer "Radio 4 + someone asleep" about 5 hours ago from web
@curlyvix sherry party? shall we? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to curlyvix
everyone I have shared my nonsense with has said it will be fine. And after a while you have to believe about 5 hours ago from web
when you are stuck in a big stress situation its best to talk to as many people not involved. Being stuck in it means you lose sight about 5 hours ago from web
@curlyvix large bottle. Previous owner passed out to Radio 4. Jesus, some people really act their age ;) about 5 hours ago from web in reply to curlyvix
@wickwox @chrisjbritton dot cotton could learn a thing or 3 from me. *hic* about 5 hours ago from web in reply to wickwox
Sherry straight out the bottle.Highly recommend about 5 hours ago from web
early #followfriday @redmandown - hilarious! about 8 hours ago from web
@PhotosbyLee I think the boss eyed one from Dragons Dead should or the 40+ looking Holly Willoughby maybe? about 8 hours ago from web in reply to PhotosbyLee
brilliant. the 'medicinal sherry' = large bottle. Getting involved when I get home. about 8 hours ago from web