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NotAPretender

  1. @mnshanbhag @mr_omneo thanks for the heads up about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Camden, London   in reply to mnshanbhag
  2. @KimberleyMDISCO you too hun :) would love to go to Lovebox. Sat sounds good too :) about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Camden, London   in reply to KimberleyMDISCO
  3. There's only one thing for it - FAJITAS. about 12 hours ago via web
  4. @Mel_BrooksSA :) about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Mel_BrooksSA
  5. It's almost like she would like to get more noticed than The Queen on her big day about 13 hours ago via web
  6. I don't like Kate Middleton's red dress. about 13 hours ago via web
  7. confused family figuring out Skype. Bless em. about 13 hours ago via web
  8. 3 more days off work. Get in. 5:35 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London  
  9. @PaulKindersley ha ha! Yup - I'll get him next time ;) 4:52 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London   in reply to PaulKindersley
  10. @PaulKindersley and here is Omar channelling his chakras :) twitter.com/NotAPretender/… 4:31 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London   in reply to PaulKindersley
  11. @PaulKindersley totes forgot the glitter - defo for next time though :) 4:28 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London   in reply to PaulKindersley
  12. @PaulKindersley my #FieldDay face :) Chakras aligned, Amy Winehouse tribute liner a nod to the Queen of Hearts :) twitter.com/NotAPretender/… 4:14 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London   in reply to PaulKindersley
  13. Uh oh. Arguing couple. Why bother peeps? Never hear friends being that mean to each other, why are couples sometimes? 4:00 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London  
  14. Double trouble with @miguelpellitero twitter.com/NotAPretender/… 3:47 PM Jun 2nd via Photos on iOS
  15. We might be having a little boogaloo for 2 in le kitchen 3:26 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London  
  16. Today's the night tonight's the day today's the night la la la #jackpenate with @miguelpellitero fresh from his awesome set at Field Day :) 3:25 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Hackney, London  
  17. I can't move for youngsters snogging! 2:46 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone from Tower Hamlets, London