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  1. Awesome!RT @kazoofifi: @NotAPerfectMom cardboard fireplace from the 70/80's. Nice eh?http://yfrog.com/37hgxj
  2. RT @herbadmother: I'm cranky this morning. I'm just letting u know so that if u see an explosion of bitchosity over here, u won't be alarmed
  3. RT @rachbry5: It's sad how some-like @OGOchoCinco & followers-r using the Tiger situation to bash women. Search @ replies-u'll see
  4. My kid's father: RT @Editornick: Told my 3 YO she was in charge of her 1 yr old bro while I was...well I'll just say away for a couple min
  5. RT @SAHMguide: Gifts Mom Doesn't Want: As moms, we automatically smile at any gifts we receive. We're human... http://bit.ly/6clucP
  6. No! / RT @phdinparenting: Apparently @MelissaAndDoug toys are not recalled in US-they allow higher levels of barium than Can. RUOK w/that?
  7. Wait! It doesn't? Uh oh...I'm in trouble... RT @TBones_mom: thinks that eating Terra chips should count as eating vegetables.
  8. RT @danmoyle: Mom "busted" for breast feeding. WTH?! http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/breast-feeding-incident-at-local-target
  9. Brew an extra pot!! RT @connieaw: Kids & I had rough night of little sleep...& then the Dog woke us up. It's going to be a very long day...
  10. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Enjoy this time with your family.
  11. Deep breath and repeat / RT @SAHMguide: I love my son. I love my son. I love my son ... even though he's been up since 2:30 a.m.
  12. How much work do you have to do today and tomorrow to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner? Is it really a "vacation"?
  13. Caleb's awake! Yeah!
  14. Wow! That's rough...good luck with her! :) RT @foldinglaundry: Oh man, my kids' Mom is SO GROUCHY.
  15. @garyvee http://notaperfectmom.wordpress.com/
  16. Our little boy turns one today. I can't believe it's been a whole year already! Happy Birthday Caleb. We love you so much!
  17. U do what u have to. RT @boyink: It's amazing how quickly chores r done when there is fresh pizza waiting on their completion. #dadsameanie
  18. 3 Year Old Translations: Thanksgiving = "Thank You Giving" Hand Sanitizer = "Hanitizer"
  19. NAPM Fan posted this question: "What are your thoughts on the HPV vaccine for your daughter. Do or Don't?" U? http://twurl.nl/1tp2dy
  20. According to my 3 YO: Thanksgiving = Thank You Giving. Awesome!