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  1. There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and his mother's age. -Benjamin Spock (via @SAHMguide) / Ha!
  2. RT @SAHMguide: Great Sesame Street list for its 40th birthday: 40 Things You Didn't Know About Sesame Street http://bit.ly/3Q8nx // Cool
  3. @LynetteCurtis Yum!!
  4. RT @LynetteCurtis Decided to go to rest. that's has 1/2 off fatija's today. // Uh...where's that!?
  5. So true...my moment is the one right after they go to bed... / RT @Manyunderfoot: A quick moment of peace...: http://wp.me/pHc6l-1
  6. @Editornick OK - it should have been GR8!!
  7. Aww. U r a *G8* hubby RT @Editornick: @NotAPerfectMom at least my beautiful wife is home from her 4 day trip...love havin @rachbry5 around!
  8. Don't count on it... / RT @Editornick: lovin my downtime today, I wonder if I could get this type of peace everyday?
  9. Amen! / RT @SL22268 Dear Time Change: You suck. Sincerely, A Disgruntled Parent
  10. Same here. Hard transition RT @kikarose: It's official, Daylight Savings & I are in a fight. A big, ugly, my kids woke up at 6 again, fight.
  11. Yes! // RT @AlainaFrederick: @NotAPerfectMom Totally! I should have him go on @TheEllenShow and show is backward pant talent :)
  12. Agreed. RT @connieaw HELL YES! RT @buriedwithkids: Should I vlog my trip to the liquor store? Would you all like to see that or not so much?
  13. @herbadmother You can miss them and enjoy a night without them both at the same time...
  14. @AlainaFrederick He's a talented boy! Might be a hidden talent.... :)
  15. RT @AlainaFrederick: 4 yo w pride "I'm dressed!"...backwards and inside out shirt-but gr8 job getting ur pants on bckwrds!/How do u do that?
  16. Ha! RT @ LynetteCurtis: Made sick hubby get up & get Queen ready for school. He's standing outside, no bus. I forgot no school today! Oops!
  17. LUCK!! / RT @BakoMom: Wish me luck... Bringing child to church service with me. I'm not checking her into sunday school.
  18. @eirego I like that concept. I hereby declare @danmoyle not a friend until he comes and rakes my leaves....
  19. @SL22268 Very nice work. I'm sure someday we'll be paying Samantha and Caleb to take care of them!
  20. @danmoyle Yes-the ultimate joy of watching ur friends fret and worry about the stresses of home ownership while you sit back and relax! Ha!