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NosKhan

@AnumAmirAsad1 Wow, you're... pretty cute! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
NathansReality It goes from "Babe" to "Bitch", "I love you" to "I hate you", "I need you" to "fuck you", "you're my everything" to "you're nothing to me. about 17 hours ago via NathansReality.com Retweeted by NosKhan and 2 others
Gave a presentation on autostereoscopic 3D displays. Prepared in one hour. Kicked ass in 20 mins! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android
SithSarcasm Siri, where is the hidden Rebel Base? 10:46 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by NosKhan and 146 others
nickbilton The BBC used a "Halo" videogame logo instead of a United Nations logo in a news story. :-) telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandr… 8:38 AM May 29th via Mediarunner Retweeted by NosKhan and 311 others
AdrianneCurry People call4justice4Assange from Wikileaks?What about all the rapists&molesters out of jail?Nicole Brown Simpsons fam? #judicialsystemfucked 7:58 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by NosKhan and 12 others
@anamalvi02 @FunnyJokeBook Look closer idiots, he uses his fist when he jumps. 12:18 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to anamalvi02
3rdworldgamer I wish I could go to #E3. I would fake my way in but paying a $1000 dollars? I should start that blog. Or build that damn PC 12:03 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by NosKhan
RachaelLCook I used to babysit a girl named Siri. She was also small and occasionally helpful. 8:03 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by NosKhan and 38 others
God_Damn_Batman Lucius modified my grill to include carbon density heat-shielding and a Lockheed F-22 afterburner. I win Memorial Day. 12:29 PM May 28th via Batcomputer Retweeted by NosKhan and 489 others
@RUtabaYaqub As the great philosopher Jagger once said.. 12:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to RUtabaYaqub
@Naughty_Dog Drake first met Sully in Colombia (at least that's how I think it's spelled) #U3DC 12:39 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to Naughty_Dog
@wijdanrai I honestly couldnt have put it better myself. 8:11 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to wijdanrai
wijdanrai @NosKhan obviously. it's hilarious everytime though, how they don't realise we think they're full of shit 11:31 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NosKhan Retweeted by NosKhan
@SoCalMeg Totally agree with that. Someone else needs to be beaten up. 4:33 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to SoCalMeg
FirstWorldPains House, M.D. finished. #firstworldpains 10:20 PM May 27th via Buffer Retweeted by NosKhan and 814 others
@wijdanrai Looks more like the academic equivalent of a Facebook plug. Either the guy's too egotistical or too desperate. 10:52 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to wijdanrai
I liked a @YouTube video from @alethehousewife youtu.be/jXB06dbTXBE?a House/Wilson - I want you to live forever (f 9:43 AM May 27th via Google
NathansReality I really want a relationship where we can act like idiots, talk about the most random stuff, share music, and never get tired of each other. 12:30 PM May 26th via NathansReality.com Retweeted by NosKhan and 4 others
@Saadiiyahh Easier said than done. Hot women usually have a tendency to be real shallow. 12:43 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to Saadiiyahh