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  1. Dennis seems to be making himself scarce. Mind you, the way Rita'sturning this into a royal wedding, I can't blame him.
  2. Eileen HAS gone to the funeral! Bet it's all kicked off. Oh, it's timeslike this I miss Blanche. She'd have been there to report back.
  3. Oh look, the "grieving" widower's shown up. It's not like he's anythingmore important to do like burying his wife, is it?
  4. Seems Eileen's not been invited to Lesley's funeral. Still, it means she won't have to force any crocodile tears.
  5. That fella with Marcus and Maria looks more like a male model than a nurse. Florence Nightingale he isn't!
  6. Sophie reckons Kevin's thinking of moving into the shop flat. Right above where Molly died. Sensitivity of rhinos, some folk.
  7. Eva believes in putting all her wares on show. That's what we used to call a bingo dress - eyes down for a full house.
  8. From what I've heard of Kirsty's party, it sounds like an evening with Caligula would be more sedate.
  9. I'll go mad if I hear another word about Rita's wedding. At this rate, the Jubliee will seem low-key in comparison.
  10. The Bistro bedlam's plastered all over the Gazette. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity. Bet Nick doesn't agree.
  11. And now the Barlows are kicking off in the pub. Honestly, why can't people be even-tempered, like me?
  12. The Platts airing their dirty laundry on the street again. Never happier than when they're rolling on the cobbles, scrapping, that lot.
  13. Betty didn't step foot in a Bistro in her life. She'd be mortified to know her hot pot was plat du jour in one.
  14. Now I know Nick's losing his mind. Employing Kylie to wait on tables at the Bistro? Still, it beats dancing on them.
  15. Tommy’s working late. He must be the first generation of Duckworth to have any work ethic at all. I suppose it’s to be commended.
  16. What with Lewis, David and now Sean waiting on, Nick seems intent on making his Bistro like something out of the Three Stooges.
  17. I wanted a hotpot, but Stella says they’ve run out. Honestly, wherever she is, Betty must regret leaving her recipe to Sean. Useless article
  18. Now where have Nick, Kylie and that kiddie fetched up from in a taxi, I wonder? I know one thing, I bet David doesn’t know.
  19. Most folk round here seem to think stuffing a few peonies into tubs counts as horticulture. Capability Brown they aren’t.
  20. Said good morning to Eva but she didn’t crack on. Like a Christmas bauble, that one. Shiny on the outside, no substance inside.