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Holy crap.... I just realized... Oz is now Kansas. When did that happen?!about 5 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Woke up this morning to a cop at the front door. Mom needs to stop making terrorist threats to telemarketers... It's interrupting my sleep.11:07 AM Dec 26thfrom TweetDeck
Going to spend x-mas with my mom and her racist boyfriend at the RV park he calls home. I can't believe I didn't bring my banjo.11:23 AM Dec 25thfrom TweetDeck
Where the fuck is my tweet about johns queefs tasting like wolf pussy? That was a good one!10:55 PM Dec 24thfrom TweetDeck
people at the airport think I'm a freak because I carry my luggage on my head like an African woman. Jokes on them. Its way easier this way8:52 AM Dec 24thfrom TweetDeck
@tedistkrieg duh. The bowling alley is a place you take classy chicks on a date. Single birches play pool and get in bar fights.4:48 AM Dec 24thfrom TweetDeck
for the record, #wecantdate because i'm abrasive, judgmental, rude, narcissistic, overly sarcastic, and emotionally unavailable.8:18 PM Dec 23rdfrom web