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  1. Holy crap.... I just realized... Oz is now Kansas. When did that happen?!
  2. http://twitpic.com/vef4u fuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooouuuuuu
  3. http://twitpic.com/vedv9
  4. http://twitpic.com/vedrs
  5. http://twitpic.com/vecp8 at the airport. Chode Ginger kid in Avatar shirt won't stop yelling obvious shit.
  6. Woke up this morning to a cop at the front door. Mom needs to stop making terrorist threats to telemarketers... It's interrupting my sleep.
  7. @tedistkrieg pretty bad ass mr. Ted
  8. http://twitpic.com/v7i28 the people in trailor parks aren't doing much to help the stereotype.
  9. Mom fucked a mermaid. http://tiny12.tv/6IEBY
  10. @Apocalypse_Meow you know how to play?
  11. @Apocalypse_Meow yes I have a fricken banjo! And I can play it. Just left it in Vegas.
  12. Going to spend x-mas with my mom and her racist boyfriend at the RV park he calls home. I can't believe I didn't bring my banjo.
  13. Where the fuck is my tweet about johns queefs tasting like wolf pussy? That was a good one!
  14. Fetching with Simon http://tiny12.tv/E74GV
  15. http://twitpic.com/v2508 xmas tree at my moms house... No lie.
  16. Oak glen with the momsabeth. Miss this place. http://tiny12.tv/FGUY0
  17. people at the airport think I'm a freak because I carry my luggage on my head like an African woman. Jokes on them. Its way easier this way
  18. @tedistkrieg duh. The bowling alley is a place you take classy chicks on a date. Single birches play pool and get in bar fights.
  19. for the record, #wecantdate because i'm abrasive, judgmental, rude, narcissistic, overly sarcastic, and emotionally unavailable.
  20. @tedistkrieg speaking of sex, i found out what the Green Door was today. I'd be totally lying if i said i didn't want to check it out