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  1. @Twentertain_Me It was an excellent documentary and we howled with laughter (again) at Two Soups
  2. It's so nice when someone in authority acknowledges that you've done a good job. Little man in uniform left a note on my car, 'Parking Fine'
  3. @weeyin13 elect a new pope?
  4. @Neets68 as long as it stays 'mental' presumably the bills are only figments of your imagination?
  5. If there's anything I can't stand it's intolerance.
  6. Advert for White Teeth = instant block!
  7. PLS retweet this to anyone who made u smile in 2009. It may surprise u how many u get back. Thx for the smiles! @RemittanceGirl
  8. PLS retweet this to anyone who made u smile in 2009. It may surprise u how many u get back. Thx for the smiles! @RickyBee
  9. @SoniaDiamond as a father of 8 dad confessed in later life he was sent here from Proxima Centauri to repopulate the planet. Had a good go!
  10. PLS retweet this to anyone who made u smile in 2009. It may surprise u how many u get back. Thx for the smiles! @SnortMcGulp
  11. @daraobriain Come, come, pull yourself together...
  12. @SnortMcGulp find the Clangers work for me, with their seductive whistling.
  13. @richardm56 nah! Best rubbish snack has to be Bombay Mix! Guaranteed Johnny Cash the next day!
  14. @springlamb allergy warning! all my tweets may contain a sprinkling of ill-concealed humour!
  15. @Spacefrog29 I bet he got some icy stares, or at the very least a frosty reception?
  16. @noggerules I feared as much. Maybe for New Year instead, or her birthday?
  17. @Capt_Blackadder so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it Reynard!
  18. @SnortMcGulp I hope it's not PC, if I have to be PC I may as well be French.
  19. How DO you wrap a replacement mop head for that special lady in your life at Christmas?
  20. @MDuette a cunning plan!